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The Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so ( Read more... )

Monday were flying out to Chicago to be on Jerry Springer. Im pretending to have a secret retard fettish. They are paying for everything. hotle, food, flight, limo. hair, makeup. Its gunna be a blast!

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EH! EH! EHHHHHHHH! EH! EH!
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
INEEDAWIPEINEEDAWIPE BUDDY!
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Tap & Yell: method of clearing out ones personal space ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCLER its be kaitlymns 21 and we ARE SO LIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I DANCED ON STAGE because i was fucking trashed! JINX IKS CUTE! O :PVE YOU JINXA!!!!!

HAPPY B DAY KAITLYMN!!! WPOOOOOOOT!!!

SUCK SOME COCK!!!!

This picture is so funny. last winter kaitlyn and I made a snow-shemale in her front yard.

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Not really updating this journal anymore.

I miss the necto. i think ill go there next monday trashed.

thats it.

everything sucks right now. i got fired from my job for a bullshit reason. chris and i are having a huge fight. the apartments are sending us court notices because we missed ONE rent payment. Everyone in the house is sick.

and theres the update. i hate everything.