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[jaded110]

You know you're a Long Islander because…

1. You feel like you know Howard Stern.

2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there.

3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't.

Comments

As an honorary long islander, I feel the need to comment

[cookiesauce]

41. Bordy Barn sucks.
48. YAY. Me too.
6. Yes
7. Yes
10. Oh my god, I literally planned my entire winter around not changing at Jamaica.
16. Damn straight. The only people who watch it are over the age of 90. And my mother.
22. Only in Nassau county. In Suffolk, it's going on 3.
35. Because Hicksville doesn't make any sense to anybody
60. What about Ronkonkma? Or Wantagh? Or Wyandach? Or Quiogue? Or Speonk?

(I think I'm becoming more than honorary. Halp)

Re: As an honorary long islander, I feel the need to comment

[jaded110]

LOL.

[lefox]

This was interesting to read and all, but a cut would have been nice. > n > It's kind of page-stretchy.

[jaded110]

I fixed it for you.

[lefox]

Thank you! That's much better.