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Jan 01, 2005 01:35

It's the fricking New Year and I'm frickin lovin it. Well, I'm making a redneck Cd for my pleasure and it's gonna be fun. Mary...you like to drink. So do I though. Lauren...I can't wait till some nice Jewish boy creams your bagel. *wink wink* I want some frickin alcohol or weed or something illegal for me. God damn I'm sober and it sucks. It's ( Read more... )

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Creams her bagel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lkfan04 January 1 2005, 06:51:55 UTC

Mary...you like to drink. THANK YOU MISS OBVIOUS!!! I say I quit my sober ways and live it up with you cuz I have blood in my alchol system! Not cool! Im craving a lil Jack... Daniels! lmao How do I do it? <- IDK How do WE do it??? This entry is completely pointless <- No its not! It is to people that DONT UNDERSTAND! I think I just might be an alcoholic. <- Your showing the syptoms! Yay we can be alcies together! Excuse my horrible spelling! Eddie Krieger... EWWWWW!!! Oh and i'd be honored to be on your shoe but just dont put me on the bottom! ;)

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Re: Creams her bagel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jaded_3 January 1 2005, 06:53:53 UTC

But if I put you on the bottom then I can step on you all the time. Haha...j/k. Luv ya Mary. Question...why are we sober again?

Re: Creams her bagel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lkfan04 January 1 2005, 06:54:56 UTC

Question: Why are we WASTING our time typing when we could just be getting WASTED???

Reply to our alcohol luvin' jaded_3 January 1 2005, 06:59:29 UTC

Well...I like that way of thinking. Good girl. :) But I don't wanna be sober anymore. Fuck them fuckers who don't like it! They just were never cool enough to join the alky's club. Is that how you spell it. Oh fuck it...and shit. Haha..Geeewww! So you like my cream bagel comment? I sure do. We need to invite our good friend Jack over for me b-day. I want my pot smokers lollipop now...maybe then I won't have the desire to go on my balcony and get baked! HOLY SHIT...THATS WHY THEY CALL IT BAKE SALE! I knew that I swear. I'm retarded today. Oh good God...2005 is making me stupid.

2005= Bethany goes even more brain dead!!! lkfan04 January 1 2005, 07:08:59 UTC

Thats a way of life not just a way of thinking! Ya fuck them fuckers and blah blah blah. God damn your like a country girl and shit! Geeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! <- Thats how you spell it! Yes, I like your bagel comment. Jack is going to be our code name even though its obvious! Save some licks of the lollipop for me 2! Ya BAKE SALE= PEOPLE GET BAKED! What a fuckin break through! No one will ever kno that BAKE SALE means people are getting stoned! Only smart people like Bethany would think of something like that! j/k I love ya! Wow we're really slow! BLAAAAAAAAAAH! FUCK MICHIGAN! FUCK NICOLE! FUCK JUNE! FUCK SYKLERS HABITS NOTICE I DIDNT SAY HIM Oh and dont have random sex with Josh please! Save it for someone better, no offence to Josh! BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I was gonna clean my room but than I got high" <- A lovely song by a young gentleman named Afro Man I recommened you download it if you dont have it already ( ... )

Re: 2005= Bethany goes even more brain dead!!! lkfan04 January 1 2005, 07:12:01 UTC

Bethany says she is 2 lazy to reply so ya this is her reply but technically this is my reply! hahahahahaha She says HIGH and GEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Re: 2005= Bethany goes even more brain dead!!! lkfan04 January 1 2005, 07:12:30 UTC

And shit!

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And shit for you fucked up mother fuckers!!! jaded_3 January 1 2005, 07:20:23 UTC

Wow...stoned boulevard over here in ReeferLand. Kinda like Candy Land but us stoners ate CandyLand. Haha. But yah...i am a little redneck stoner. I like my stoner heritage. Representin'!!! "FAGS GO BY!!!!" My spin on this redneck song I'm listin' to. Seriously though...I wanna steal them horse's beer. Whiskey for me and steal them bitch's beer. Guat TECHNO!!! Cool...ay ay ay!!! Areba!!!! Franklin!!! Hey Mary...did that iron work for lightin' up? I suppose not. Ja Rule is my boo! wow...thay was pathetic. I'm desperately trying to remain stoner funny but it's hard for sober me. I swear that I will never smoke out with Willie again. He's one redneck stoner genius!! I wanna ride a cowboy...not Him!!! When I say Him it sounds like I'm talkin about Jesus. BIG J.!!!! My homedogg 4E. My head is not pounding on the keyboard!!! Anywho...I want Captain and Jack there for my every move so that I never have to move. I can just fall down and wander if anyone has noticed that I left and am still juggin the bottle. Gotta love the whiskey-scotch. I ( ... )

Franklin how random! lkfan04 January 1 2005, 07:31:48 UTC

Areba....... Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!! Areba...... Snoop Dogg! Areba...... emo tears from Unfaithful!!! Reeferland... I wanna take a stroll down there! Like Diana Lane or w/e AHHHHHHH I swear where so deprite to be high that we kinda are! QUICK BETHANY FORCE YOURSELF TO BE HIGH! Guat techno is the shiznat or should I say yeeeeeehhhaaaaa or whatever you redneck hillbilly cousin fuckers say! Ahhhh I need Jack and Captain and Guinness and Smironoff and Bacardi and Henis and Corona and Amsdel which I cant spell and I never had just thinking of radom shit to drink! I think im just going to type what I am thinking in my head so I can piss you off cuz right now your probably wondering what I am typing and you cant kno until im done but if I type what I am thinking I will be typing forever!! Muahahahaha!!!!!! Snoop double gizlle is my boo! Big J cuz Jesus is my homeboy!!! ;) Heres a remix to days go by ( ... )

jaded_3 January 1 2005, 07:44:20 UTC

I did not have a crackhead entry mother fucker. I'm listening to the lesbian techno strippers. My kinda gal pals. Speaking of strippers....my topless golf course experience should come in handy later on. YUou are sucj a retard. Taking up my commenting space.....and shit. But yah...geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew to you too ( ... )

THIS IS THE LONGEST ENTRY SO TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK lkfan04 January 1 2005, 07:57:35 UTC

Im way ahead of you! We're going to rob Publix cuz I used to work there and those people make Bush look like fuckin Ghandi or some shit wait thats not right Ghandi was pieceful <- LIKE THE SPELLING??? HAHAHAH I REALIZED IT WAS WRONG BUT GUESS WHAT IM NOT CHANGING IT! Anyway ya so they didnt make Bush look like Ghandi maybe Einetsien or w/e ahhhhhhh I hate typing now I should just type and not look up at the screen and ya so than it will be hard to read and I can laugh when you try to read this shit and QUICK BETHANY LETS GO CUZ CAPTAINS HERE WITH HIS BOAT BUT SRY ITS NOT PINK ITS TRIPPY COLORED AND HE SAYS HE DAMANDS YOU TO WRITE MARY ON YOUR SHOE AND WHY WOULD THE GOLF CORSE COME IN HANDY DANDY DOO DAAH DOOO DAHHH AND YOU FORGOT MARY JANE YOU FUCKIN HOMO AND I AM FUCKIN BARBIE YOU GOT BEEF? YOU GOT WEED? OH NEVERMIND I THOUGH BEFF AND WEED RYHME I GUESS NOT AND ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT AND UMMMMM YAAAAAAA I AM NOT FUNNY ::EMO TEARS:: HUMMMMM IM BORED I GUESS IM GOING TO GO FIND A FRENCHMAN TO FUCK AND THAN I'LL HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU ( ... )

jaded_3 January 1 2005, 08:10:38 UTC

You win at the typing commenty thingy. But I agree that your spelling sucks and yes...you did say that you like shit. Haha. why all the caps? i really like the trippy boat but why the fuck isn't it pink. I'm gonna go fuck a frenchman...so shove that in your pipe and smoke it. God damn...that makes me think about weed. Weed is like a lost puppy to me, I miss him!!!! Or her. w/e the hell it is. but i know i like it. and yes mary, bacardi is better than coach hardy. and definitely better than hilliker. MARY...I BET WE CAN BUY BEER OFF STAFFORD!!!! just a thought. but yah...i wanna go chill in my potcave and lay down on my 5 nug furniture. and sit on my dimebag ( ... )

YOU HAVE LOST IT YOU FUCKIN WEIRD STIRRPER LEZBO GIRL AND SHIT AND GEWWWWWWWWWW lkfan04 January 1 2005, 08:20:59 UTC

Wow im sad I think I ruined Gewwwww and shit! Mother fucker! Oh im a hardass now! OMG THERE IS THIS SONG BY JA RULE AND ITS LIKE WHATS MY MOTHER FUCKING NAME... It brings me to tears its so funny that guy isnt street im more street dude I got robbed and my people have died in my neighborhood than his ghetto or w/e and ya and omg did u kno rice came out of my nose before I was like crying laughing and it like went up and not down how fucking weird and you kno who makes me laugh bill gates bill gates is so hidious its funny i mean hillaiours or h/e u spell it damn right i cant spell you got weed? its 3:08 and people are going to wake up in approximanenly some hours and shit and there gonna bust a nut when they see this cuz this shit is wack i mean like omg this is nucking futs!!! now switch the n and f around and what does that say ( ... )