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[jaded_hatred]

so my douchebag drunk-as-fuck roomate is standing in front of me and my other roomate telling us that we're spoiled fuck-ups and I'm a hollywood whore. thankfully he's moving out within the next week.

I think I might be staying in london for my birthday weekend...not sure

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[euphoric_enigma]

You better come home, douchebag!
I lost my job and then spent a bazillion trillion dollars on your birthday present. It may or may not be made of solid gold and encrusted with rare jewels.