Five/Five: Bodily Functions

[jaded_laughter]

SHITTING: I didn't have the privelege of shitting on the Empire Builder because I was constipated almost the whole way. (I guess that's what happens when you sit down for 48 hours on end. Your slowly forget how to poop.)

But if I had shat on the train, it would have been an uncomfortable experience, to say the least. Amtrak's bathrooms are quite

Comments

[philharmonia]

Hilarious as always. I eagerly wait for your photos!

[sardoodledom]

empirebuilder. mmmm.
haven't had the pleasure.
but. a VERY similar experience on the coast starlight.

[jaded_laughter]

the old lady from kalispell was telling me about her adventures (or should i say misadventures) on the coast starlight!

she said she was on her way back from sacramento (where she was visiting some progeny, I think) and the train was six and a half hours late. crazy.

[sardoodledom]

yeah. i took it from LA to seattle. it left on time. but we had a four hour delay somewhere in northern california. and i think a couple more hour delays. ridiculous. i sat next to a really big tattoo artist from the peninsula. and two little old ladies gave me cheesecake.