The Lilac Legacy 1.4
Caution: Language, adult themes, derpiness.
Notes from the author: Holy goodness! I did not know what a huge overhaul it would be to replace my CC and build a new legacy house. Sorry for the slow update darlings, but everything is up and running and better than ever. Just a small note here; I had NO idea how much in game lag I was dealing with until I used a program to smash all my .package files together. Now I have virtually no in game lag and life is good!
Last time on the Lilac Legacy: Lavender and Alain learned what it was to be the parents of a very needy cacoon child, said child aged up into an absurdly adorable toddler, and Alain told the household that they would be moving to another military base.
We start this update with a tour of the new house I may or may not have slaved over for SIX days. I hope you love it as much as I do.
Meet the new Lilac Legacy Home!
Alain bought an SUV since it's more of a family vehicle.
The front hall, complete with mysteriously floating Starbucks Bag. This was since remedied. My OMSP was all boggled.
Kitchen, my favourite room in any house. I took so much time to set this up just right, haha.
Downstairs bathroom.
Study and family room.
Livingroom.
Laundry.
Upstairs hallway.
Owl Poster: I'm back! :D
Violet's nursery.
Upstairs bathroom.
Master bedroom for Alain and Lavender.
Backyard and patio.
Whew! That's my life's work right there, and I couldn't be more happy.
Lavender: What do you think of our new home little Violet?
Violet: :D
Gah... heart... melting...
Lavender: Take a break, kiddo. I have some serious unpacking to do.
Lavender: I'm pretty much awesome at this mum thing.
Fox: Yeah you are. We're all pretty surprised.
Okay, I admit it. The first half of this update is just Violet spam. I've never had my Sims have a baby before [no, really!] and I'm pretty much smitten.
Obligitory cap of Alain in the bath being delicious.
Alain: Just trying out the new tub. I like it!
Fox: Oh, me too. Me too.... *heavy breathing*
Downstairs, Lavender was teaching Violet to take her first steps.
Lavender: Your father bet me 10 bucks I couldn't show you how to walk, don't make mummy lose pride and her Starbucks money.
Fox: Don't make me take back what I said about your awesome parenting skills.
And Alain was teaching her the ways of life.
Alain: Repeat after me. Boys are smelly and I will never date or hold hands with them.
Violet: ^_^?
Alain: Say it you little munchkin!
Violet: Daddy smelly!
Alain: Close enough.
Alain: My god, I make wonderful babies.
A few moments later.
Lavender: You wanted to see me?
Alain: Such a lovely new bed you picked out, Lav. Don't you think we should...
Lavender: Oh, Mr. Jade! Not with the Plumbob watching!
Lavender: Mm, that was fun. I'm sure you don't have any alterior motives.
Lavender: This better be food poisoning caused by those Horrifying Quality Grape Pancakes I just ate. Or else.
Lavender will eat anything and everything left around the kitchen. And I thought Alain was the frugal one.
Excuse me, there has been a serious lack of toddler spam in the last few posts.
The next morning was... hectic. Lavender and Alain had to work so it was up to the maid and babysitter to hold down the fort. It wasn't going well.
Maid:Thank god I'm a lesbian.
Babysitter: She just keeps saying some creeper is watching her, over and over. I don't get it.
As soon as Lav got home, she popped. And apparently picked up an affinity for pleather.
Lavender: I knew he was up to something. Well, welcome to the fam baby #2.
Alain: Ready for some cake, Vye?
That face can mean only one thing! Violet's birthday!
Violet: Cake pls.
Violet: Herp!
And a girl child was borne from the sparkles!
Violet Lilac: [Randomly Generated]
-Virtuoso
-Neurotic
-Lucky
She loves Vegetarian Lobster Thermidor, Indie music, the color blue, and her sign is Leo.
And yes, that is her new room you've spotted.
Also, meet Midas, the Lilac Legacy goldfish!
Here's the remodeled nursery with a derpy ceiling I have since fixed.
Alain and Lavender also got a bathroom added to their master bedroom.
Your bathroom wishes it was this cool.
Violet is pretty much the pefect kid. She loves her mum.
Adores her dad.
And stays calm in emergency situations.
Just kidding!
Violet: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?
Babies!
Lavender: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD AND GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL.
Everyone, meet Plum Lilac, the second child of generation two.
Plum Lilac: [Randomly Generated]
-Heavy Sleeper
-Artistic
Looks like this family is just full of musical, artistic beings. I'm diggin' it.
Violet: Excuse me, SimOverlady?
Fox: Yes Vye?
Violet: Just how many of these baby things am I going to have to compete with to be heir?
Fox: That would be up to your mum and dad, kiddo. I just take the pictures.
Lav finally, and I mean FINALLY, found time to improve her art skill when her newborn wasn't howling like a banshee. She has been wishing for that since the beginning. Popping out sproglings doesn't exactly leave you a lot of time to better yourself artistically.
Alain: Man, you have to read a lot of books before they'll let you fly a rocket to the moon. What gives?
Alain is still pursuing his lifetime wish to become an astronaut. The going is... slow.
Lavender's writing skill is also sorely neglected.
Lavender: Ugh, that outfit on Lady Gaga is hideous.
I SAID working on her WRITING skill.
Lavender: I'm working on my fashion article. 10 Easy Ways To Look Like A Prat.
Violet: Bye Fox!
Fox: Hey, where are you going??
Violet: Mah first day of school. You didn't forget did you?
I'm so proud.
Feels good to be back folks!
Thank you for reading and supporting the Lilac Legacy. UNTIL NEXT TIME!