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[jadedgray]

Thought of the day : Would a viking funeral be legal? I should look this up. May need to alter my last wishes or whatever accordingly.

And no I'm not being fatalistic or whatever. Norse pride or something.

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[irudei]

I wonder how hard it would be to import a body to Nova Scotia or Greenland then build a very flammable wooden canoe to kick off into the ocean.

[anniefelis]

I think we can get a rowboat and some firewood to dump him in Lake Michigan?

[jadedgray]

Might as well just stick with the Chicago river. Tried and tested for body removal since before Capone?

[irudei]

Who knows, maybe all the shit that's in that river might even bring you back to life!