this weekend, i remembered why i never wear heels.

[jadedjordan]

despite having written this [insert appropriate noun to describe this tragic collection of postings] for nearly seven years (oh, holy shit), i have never developed a knack for writing about particularly meaningful events. strangely, i find it's usually least important to write about those things, because it's certain that i will remember them in

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[anonymous]

Marion cried during Lauren and John's first dance, too! I was like, "what's that expression you're making?" It took me about thirty seconds to get from that to "OH MY GOD YOU'RE CRYING." And then about thirty more seconds to suppress the urge to turn around and find someone to witness the occasion with me.

-priya