Random babbling
I need to vent a bit about how Lapland kicks ass and southern Finland is populated by snobby idiots : |
People in southern Finland suck. Motherfuckers telling us that we're idiots for living up here and that they're unhappy for having to pay taxes just so we can live here like the selfish things we are. Assholes. Just so you know, Lapland could just declare itself independent from Finland and guess which half would have more than enough electricity, food and tourism to lead a luxurious life? Hint, it's not the southern part. Fuckers.
I love Lapland, I love living in here despite things being pretty difficult up here, like sparse public transport, long distances, schools being shut down (by the decision-makers in the south) and currently pretty high unemployment rate. Not our fault that it's harsher up here and you losers can't stand it and would rather live down there. That doesn't mean we should too, we're made out of tougher stuff than that and we love the nature up here. Every goddamn reindeer and tree and unpolluted lake. We love our winter, our midnight sun and polar nights, our northern lights and motherfucking salmons. Go fuck yourself in the ass with a broom, Helsinki. We want to live up here so no matter what you say we will live up here and you can't stop us! Go ahead and try, I'll be glad to hit you in the face with an icy piece of railway track.
Besides, you guys would be terribly sorry if we all moved out of here and half of Finland was suddenly empty. Good luck using the natural resources when no one could do shit in here without our cities, towns and villages supporting the workers with homes, electricity, internet and food. Also, how the hell do you think you'd get to eat the luxurious and delicious and very Finnish reindeer meat if Lapland didn't have anyone herding them in here? Tough luck. Maybe you don't care about our Finnish Image, but you'd be sorry when tourism suddenly dropped dead thanks to everyone moving into Helsinki and turning into mini-Americans, which btw isn't what attracts the tourists in here in the first place. No offense to any smart Americans, I'm referring to the stereotypical idiots you have. Which we have too. Down in the south. Fuckdamnit.
Oh, also. Guess which side of Finland makes most of our electricity, wood and paper? If no one lived up here to keep the factories running, you'd have to welcome the new nuclear powerplant right next to Helsinki :D Yay~! Maybe that'd change your mind about whether or not they're nice to have, you know, having them in your backyard instead of somewhere far away where you don't have to worry about them going kablooey. And that wood and paper I mentioned? That's what Finland sells out to the rest of the world to afford existing. The country would be in deep shit if we couldn't produce that paper suddenly.
So in short: Stop to think for one fucking second before you declare that we're worthless idiots riding on your tax money, southern Finland. And that we should just move down there like all the smart people do. Fuck. You.
People in southern Finland suck. Motherfuckers telling us that we're idiots for living up here and that they're unhappy for having to pay taxes just so we can live here like the selfish things we are. Assholes. Just so you know, Lapland could just declare itself independent from Finland and guess which half would have more than enough electricity, food and tourism to lead a luxurious life? Hint, it's not the southern part. Fuckers.
I love Lapland, I love living in here despite things being pretty difficult up here, like sparse public transport, long distances, schools being shut down (by the decision-makers in the south) and currently pretty high unemployment rate. Not our fault that it's harsher up here and you losers can't stand it and would rather live down there. That doesn't mean we should too, we're made out of tougher stuff than that and we love the nature up here. Every goddamn reindeer and tree and unpolluted lake. We love our winter, our midnight sun and polar nights, our northern lights and motherfucking salmons. Go fuck yourself in the ass with a broom, Helsinki. We want to live up here so no matter what you say we will live up here and you can't stop us! Go ahead and try, I'll be glad to hit you in the face with an icy piece of railway track.
Besides, you guys would be terribly sorry if we all moved out of here and half of Finland was suddenly empty. Good luck using the natural resources when no one could do shit in here without our cities, towns and villages supporting the workers with homes, electricity, internet and food. Also, how the hell do you think you'd get to eat the luxurious and delicious and very Finnish reindeer meat if Lapland didn't have anyone herding them in here? Tough luck. Maybe you don't care about our Finnish Image, but you'd be sorry when tourism suddenly dropped dead thanks to everyone moving into Helsinki and turning into mini-Americans, which btw isn't what attracts the tourists in here in the first place. No offense to any smart Americans, I'm referring to the stereotypical idiots you have. Which we have too. Down in the south. Fuckdamnit.
Oh, also. Guess which side of Finland makes most of our electricity, wood and paper? If no one lived up here to keep the factories running, you'd have to welcome the new nuclear powerplant right next to Helsinki :D Yay~! Maybe that'd change your mind about whether or not they're nice to have, you know, having them in your backyard instead of somewhere far away where you don't have to worry about them going kablooey. And that wood and paper I mentioned? That's what Finland sells out to the rest of the world to afford existing. The country would be in deep shit if we couldn't produce that paper suddenly.
So in short: Stop to think for one fucking second before you declare that we're worthless idiots riding on your tax money, southern Finland. And that we should just move down there like all the smart people do. Fuck. You.