Ok, so it starts out me being really sick when I wake up. I pretty much filled out an out of office request and I still feel kind of crappy. I have been fighting off something for the past few weeks. I just need a few days indoors, however today I was pretty bad about it.
Liz invited me to a bar with a couple of friends of hers that she wanted to set me up with. Before I talk about actually meeting these two guys and the bar situation I want to start out with a conversation I had on google talk with Johnny. He tells me to send Liz his way. You never ever tell your ex girlfriend you want to date their friends. I told Liz what Johnny said and she wanted to slap him. She also went on to explain how he is way too young for her, which I can understand. Anyway, after I talked to Johnny I left my house in my black "Kiss My Asthma" t-shirt and my new purple courduroys with my leather skecher's on my feet. My hair was particularly curly tonight, which made me really happy. I got to Liz's house after picking up some Arby's. We sat around and watched a bit of Slacker's and then proceeded to the bar for dollar beer night. Her friend Jim drove us to the bar and his best friend Doug was in tow. Personally out of the two of them I think Jim is the cutest and more my type. Doubtful anything will happen considering he is a stoner/smoker and Liz kind of likes him too. Not to mention, Jim is Jason's best friend and Liz can never date him. I am not exactly sure I could date him either. We shall see in time what progresses in that situation. The night was funny at first with some really cool comments by Jim and Doug and Liz, then Shaun, this 27 year who looks like a 40 year old that Liz is dating shows up. This guy was seriously hitting on me. Liz wants to break up with him and I really hope she does so. Shaun gave me his number and apparently wants me to show him around town. There is no way in hell I am showing him around town. I hope that when I go into Whole Foods next time I do not see him, because he works there and I always go there to buy food and hummus. I always get the creepy perverts giving me their numbers. I told Jim what happened and he agrees that this guy was off. He thinks I should tell Liz when she is not intoxicated. I tried, but she was way too drunk to understand the magnitude of the situation. Anyway, we got back to Liz's house and I said goodbye. I told Jim I enjoy being sober, because then I can make fun of drunk people. He told me that he would be sad, because I would be making fun of him. Then I proceeded to talk about how I would take pictures and video for use in blackmail. That is when Liz hugged me and we all parted. It was a really interesting night overall. Now I must sleep for hours, so that I can get better. After all I have been ridiculous by going out while slightly sick. Have a nice night all.