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Mum and I have some weird conversations sometimes.
After seeing the trailer for Godzilla, the following conversation happened.
Me: The only reason Godzilla went on a rampage was that they woke it up and didn't even offer it a cup of coffee to calm it down.
Mum: True. They'd need a big cup for it though. Maybe through a fire hose.
Me: Or a tanker. They could fill it full of coffee and launch it at its mouth when it's about to roar so when it bites down, it gets the coffee hit.
Mum: It would be going "rarrr" and soon as it bites down it would be "gargle" and then mmm and then possibly going away and leaving everyone alone.
Me (trying to keep a straight face): Before coffee "Stomp stomp Stomp" then after the coffee, it would be "skip skip skip"
Mum: That would be a new twist on the film. In all the films, they kill Godzilla off, so why not have a new ending that Godzilla skips, well, maybe not skips off but is less grumpy? The only problem is, what if Godzilla gets addicted to coffee?
Me: The question would be would they risk Godzilla getting grumpy or would they keep Godzilla happy by supplying coffee? I want to write that now.
Mum (laughing): Starbucks would have a lot of business. How much coffee would Godzilla need?
By this time, I broke down laughing at the mental image of Godzilla waiting outside Starbucks for its coffee fix.
After seeing the trailer for Godzilla, the following conversation happened.
Me: The only reason Godzilla went on a rampage was that they woke it up and didn't even offer it a cup of coffee to calm it down.
Mum: True. They'd need a big cup for it though. Maybe through a fire hose.
Me: Or a tanker. They could fill it full of coffee and launch it at its mouth when it's about to roar so when it bites down, it gets the coffee hit.
Mum: It would be going "rarrr" and soon as it bites down it would be "gargle" and then mmm and then possibly going away and leaving everyone alone.
Me (trying to keep a straight face): Before coffee "Stomp stomp Stomp" then after the coffee, it would be "skip skip skip"
Mum: That would be a new twist on the film. In all the films, they kill Godzilla off, so why not have a new ending that Godzilla skips, well, maybe not skips off but is less grumpy? The only problem is, what if Godzilla gets addicted to coffee?
Me: The question would be would they risk Godzilla getting grumpy or would they keep Godzilla happy by supplying coffee? I want to write that now.
Mum (laughing): Starbucks would have a lot of business. How much coffee would Godzilla need?
By this time, I broke down laughing at the mental image of Godzilla waiting outside Starbucks for its coffee fix.