Someone told me this recently, "Oh Jade, you are so... you. Yourself and no one else. A walking contradiction and completely aware of it. The sweetest and the meanest, cold and caring, all of it. And you're extremely sharp, so stop dumbing yourself down, love. I've noticed when you dislike people, you really dislike them. Shit list for life! But ( Read more... )

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"separation is good... separation..." "baby, remember when we stuffed the money in the plastic knee caps?" "what kind of fox is a bird?" my response to the above statement and questions: no.

being in hawaii makes me miss dancing hula.
i was damn good but then i decided to get tattoos...
c'est la vie!

so, i'm in maui right now. our backyard is the beach and it's kind of amazing. okay, lets not play it down - its down right beautiful.

k, i'm going to go spear a dolphin now. then maybe after that (depending on how much time we have before sunset), i'll crack a sea turtles shell or something cool. bye :)

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i fucking hate sarah silverman,
but i laughed.

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ive had horrible, horrible luck the past 2 months. ive been studying like a mad woman too. getting pretty into it! learning about the human body is fascinating and i cant wait to be in the medical field, wiping all of your asses. ha, nope! even with all the shitty bad luck, im still a happy girl. and id just like to say to all the people who are ( Read more... )

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