Kings v Kongs: littering, vilification, and one nude dead guy.

[jadeluxe]

After my previous post about the paradisical utopia we are living in, I dare say you will be shocked to discover that in the past few weeks, used disposable nappies have been strewn about the communal village garden - by me, no less! I know I was

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[stenodork]

WTFFF

[splodgenoodles]

Personally, I doubt very many people are on their best, or most sensible behaviour, when Dad dies...

Could you knock on the door quietly one day, say something nice and show her your brand of nappies?

Sorry I'm being helpful aren't I?

[jadeluxe]

good point about her behaviour in light of her dad's death, and noted - sincerely!

this particular family have always been rude to us, mr kong (dec.) aside, and we do understand - we've moved into an all-chinese village, and much as we would probably react at home, however much we deny it, it's caused some discomfort.

i am just very much offended with the way the locals (and it is across the board so far in my observation) treat the helpers. half the minimum wage, 24-hour days, abuse and intimidation. the fact that she said those things about maryjane in her presence, and assumed my concurrence, offended me massively.

but yes, you were being helpful - and thank you :)

[imarocka76]

Don't do it, bro. They're totally better at martial arts than you. Your white girl ass will get STOMPED.

I wish I could have seen this.

[jadeluxe]

dude you would've loved it. so much better than our western funerals!
i'll keep you updated on how much my wigger arse gets whooped, don't worry.

[firecrackergrrl]

Is there any risk to you being kicked out of your home if the Kongs own all the houses? If not, I say you should have a flaming nappy party in your backyard.

[jadeluxe]

nah, our landlord (the other mr kong, the triad one) seems to dislike his brother's family and really like us. he brings us fruit every day! still i don't think we'll go the route of flaming nappy parties - but that was joel's first reaction too, and i'm pretty sure it wouldn't take much convincing for him to go through with it ;)

[firecrackergrrl]

Well, it's good that you have the Kong on your side that counts! And the fruit's not poisoned or anything... lol. Just kidding.