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[jadep]

Alisha and I got locked out of my house last night when we went to smoke on the patio. I had no shoes, no phone, and my land lord's son is a fat shitbag for not helping me. As a result, I had to climb on the roof of the shed and bust out my kitchen window, busting up my hand in the process. Ugh!

Comments

[reddaisy6]

Was it that one shit bag I swear stole my keys?

[jadep]

No. It was the fat one.

[djjobe]

at least you don't have the avian monkeypox flu

[jadep]

Do you?

[djjobe]

There is an outbreak of rampant monkeypox here.

Save yourselves while there's still time. The feds say that all you need is a roll of duct tape and a 5' x 10' sheet of visqueen and you're good...

...They a lie!

[holy_smokes]

lol @ fat shitbag

ps i miss you