Revisiting Roommates: Redneck Roommate Soap Opera- Episode 01: What's Cookin'?

Dec 24, 2022 14:37

My roommate Marie was short in stature-- about 12" shorter than myself. Besides her many complaints about being short, she also loved to cook. She had high aspirations of snaring a husband by entangling his stomach in a torrid love-affair with her cooking. (I'm not sure it's relevant to the story, but this is probably due to the Mormon religion's ( Read more... )

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Woah. daintress December 30 2022, 20:29:25 UTC
So, after all these years, I am super impressed that you can even remember all that. I would not be able to. That said: that chick was nutzo. Lol! I would not have lasted as her roommate through an episode such as this.

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Re: Woah. jadewik January 28 2023, 04:14:48 UTC
I revisited old LJ entries from that time period. I had plenty to work with. LOL. This is the fleshed-out version.

... just wait. It gets even more exciting! Wait 'till I type up Episode 4 & 5!

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