what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a ( Read more... )

i hardly ever get online any more.  even when i'm not doing much, i don't think to get online.  this is like a 180 degree flip for me, who lived online thru most of, if not all of, the last few summers.  every once in a while i get on and read ppls ljs and get a glimpse of what ppl've been up to, but other than that i don't talk to or see hardly ( Read more... )

geez it's been a couple weeks since I've updated.  The wedding and stuff went well, I love seeing that side of the family, and hopefully I'll see them a lot these next few years with weddings and births and all that fun stuff.

we drove back all the way sun, so i was here for the 4th, and got to wake brendan up early that morning by tapping on his ( Read more... )

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it's been over 2 weeks since i updated this, and after reading lots of entries on my friends pg, i realized i hadnt even been on lj for a while, and i havent even been that busy.  i really dont have much to say even, i just thought it looked like time for another entry.

tom night/fri morn i'm leaving for Billings, which is way the hell over there ( Read more... )

it smells like shit in here 'cuz technically it's a bathroom, even tho there's a cpu in here too.  if that's not attention-grabbing i dont know what is. 
ya know what's a shitty feeling?  when you find your fly unzipped, and know that it has been so for hours, and that you've seen lots of people and that chances are pretty good every single one of ( Read more... )

*SIGH* aaaah. done w/ school. i'm so freaking exhausted, but i haven't been online at all for a few days so i had to read ljs, and make this quick post. i keep having to remind myself that it's summer. 2 days until my happy day. actually today was a pretty happy day, but sat will be happier. it's summer. hehe. fuck yes.

Today was fantabulous.  Especially swing dancing, cuz I'd been looking forward to it and it was super fun.  I recorded my birthday dance on my new video camera, and it was pretty swell.  And my boyfriend is wonderful, just so you know. 

So I'm like the biggest slacker when it's most important that I not be, but I'm really not that stressed yet.  It's like I'm on drugs or something, cuz I've just got this constant state of ease.  I haven't done much at school, and it's just nice.  I know I should be studying my ass off for SAT (in spokane sat morn, eek) and finals (hist mon, ( Read more... )

So now that i'm feeling splendid, I thought I would post to make up for monday's entry and i guess its good to post before something bad happens becuz life was good today.  mostly because of the weather.  i havent worn shorts in forever, but it was bloody hot out, and i was so hot at school, and so fucking happy when i changed after school.  i did ( Read more... )