Bessie Braddock: Mr. Churchill, you are drunk ( Read more... )

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

Ha, Voltaire makes me laugh!

"I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting those two such words together."
-Charles Dickens

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?: coke, sun chips and a little Debbie swiss roll for dessert ( Read more... )

I thought it might brighten your day like it did mine. Man i wish a pizza box could fit in our refrigerator, b/c then we wouldnt have to leave it open ( Read more... )

So i haven't posted in a while and that is because life as i know it is one big chaotic mess. i have had so much to do with papers, lab reports, chem homework, test studying, pre cal homework, theta, and now two mentor class assignments. I have a presentation to put together with my roommate but she is never!!!!! here and so i will end up doing ( Read more... )

Here is a brief glimps into the inner workings of my mind. All artists are a little off, they either appear crazy or appear normal but, rest assured they are a little off inside. I am an artist with a lack of talent, i am a little off inside. Here is one of my favorite poems from Sylvia Plath she is very blunt and harsh and completely insane and ( Read more... )

So two nights ago I got my Big sis!!!! It was Mandy and i was very excited b/c i was so sure it wasn't going to be her and that would have been very dissapointing. So tonight is my initiation night. We are leaving around four fourty five to go to the chapter room. I am pretty excited. I am going home this weekend (saturday) to go to the peter ( Read more... )

So someone left this note on one of my mentee's door's ( Read more... )