Lulz... Dad....
*posting this here because my family reads my personal Xanga and I don't want them to string me to a ceiling fan and give me a lecture on filial piety.
I love my Dad.
I do.
But IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO TEASE HIM. ;)
Observe the situation:
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11PM ish -- About to go catch Z's.
*ring*
Me: Hello?
Nice-and-pretty-cute-boy-that-goes-to-my-church (D--- ): Hey =D
Me: Do you know what f*cking time it is you jack*ss?
D--- : I'm sorry... I wasn't sure if you were asleep yet.
Me: Then why the hell are you calling?
D--- : Well, I'm not going to see you for 2 months, right? Just wanted to say some last goodbyes. You know.
Me: .... Oh. Well don't get all stressed out yet. I'm not leaving until Sunday morning.
D--- : Really?
Me: Yeah, but you're still going to have to sing without me at church for 2 months.
D--- : I know... Gonna miss you.
**at this point, Dad walks in because he sees my light is on and is about to tell me to go to sleep**
Me: Dad! Out out out out out outoutoutoutoutoutout *nudge*
Dad: Hey, don't waste your credit
Me: But he's the one calling me!
Dad: *stares* He?
Me: Out out out out outoutoutoutoutoutout *nudge*
Dad: *behind door* Who is he?
Me: Sorry D---- My Dad was in my room.
D---: You're so mean to your parents...
*discussion goes on for about half an hour*
*knock on door*
Dad: *comes in* Who are you talking to for so long?
Me: Out out out out out out out out outoutoutoutoutout
*later*
*hangs up*
*I went outside into the living room where my Dad is*
Dad: Who was that?
Me: No one
Dad: Who was that?
Me: A boy *RUNNNN*
Dad: A BOY? WHAT BOY? FROM WHERE? WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHY'S HE CALLING?
Me: 'Night Dad
.......
And the content of the conversation between D--- and I is confidential. =)
It's nothing special lah. Just talk.
=)
I love my Dad.
I do.
But IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO TEASE HIM. ;)
Observe the situation:
--------------------------------------------------------
11PM ish -- About to go catch Z's.
*ring*
Me: Hello?
Nice-and-pretty-cute-boy-that-goes-to-my-church (D--- ): Hey =D
Me: Do you know what f*cking time it is you jack*ss?
D--- : I'm sorry... I wasn't sure if you were asleep yet.
Me: Then why the hell are you calling?
D--- : Well, I'm not going to see you for 2 months, right? Just wanted to say some last goodbyes. You know.
Me: .... Oh. Well don't get all stressed out yet. I'm not leaving until Sunday morning.
D--- : Really?
Me: Yeah, but you're still going to have to sing without me at church for 2 months.
D--- : I know... Gonna miss you.
**at this point, Dad walks in because he sees my light is on and is about to tell me to go to sleep**
Me: Dad! Out out out out out outoutoutoutoutoutout *nudge*
Dad: Hey, don't waste your credit
Me: But he's the one calling me!
Dad: *stares* He?
Me: Out out out out outoutoutoutoutoutout *nudge*
Dad: *behind door* Who is he?
Me: Sorry D---- My Dad was in my room.
D---: You're so mean to your parents...
*discussion goes on for about half an hour*
*knock on door*
Dad: *comes in* Who are you talking to for so long?
Me: Out out out out out out out out outoutoutoutoutout
*later*
*hangs up*
*I went outside into the living room where my Dad is*
Dad: Who was that?
Me: No one
Dad: Who was that?
Me: A boy *RUNNNN*
Dad: A BOY? WHAT BOY? FROM WHERE? WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHY'S HE CALLING?
Me: 'Night Dad
.......
And the content of the conversation between D--- and I is confidential. =)
It's nothing special lah. Just talk.
=)