COME TO THIS SHOW FOR NEW YEARS EVE!! IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING!!!


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UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP JAEGERLICIOUS AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
From Go-Quiz.com

My current favorite commercial in its longer form.

http://www.g4tv.com/e32005/features/51719/THEME_FROM_E3_ON_G4.html

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA!!!!!! (I don't know how to make it big and pretty, but I mean it to be big and purple!!!)

I'm glad you were born!

kisses!

From the Onion (I've been meaning to post it for forever!)

TOP IMPROV-COMEDY AUDIENCE SUGGESTIONS

1. Condom!
2. Monica Lewinsky!
3. Proctologist office!
4. Lorena Bobbitt!
5. The White House!
6. Homeric tragedy!
7. Don't quit your day job!
8. Mike Tyson!
9. Penis pump!
10. Get off the stage!

NICOLE!!!!! NICOLE!!!!!! I LOST YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I NEED YOUR HELP WITH MY SHOW!!!!! ARE YOU THERE????

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FUCK YOU AMERICA. YOU SUCK.

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