Comments | jaegermamma: 14. Mamma can never resist an opportunity for fun~

jaegermamma

14. Mamma can never resist an opportunity for fun~

Aug 09, 2010 23:10

[Some people might have noticed posters appearing around the festival in more... discerning establishments. Like bars! And other such-like savory establishments. Mamma is also, of course, putting this on the network, though the color doesn't show up there, nor do the pictures~]

✿ Our girls are blooming out all over! ✿

Midsummer heat brings out ( Read more... )

slightly better than death...maybe, going to top someone into it, a lady of the stage, this should be fun, whose side is she on?, afraid yet?, making the holidays fun, what's all this then?, come on it'll be fun, code abuse, oh god what, will strong-arm you into it, do you really want to argue with her?

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dealing_dreams August 10 2010, 06:29:51 UTC

[thinks of a way to justify lap dances as a work-related expense] Tasteful and full of culture, hmm? Well, I am a patron of the arts~

[voice] jaegermamma August 10 2010, 07:34:17 UTC

[YOU CAN DO IT, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN JUSTIFYING IT SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL!] Ho yez, cultural satizfacshun guaranteed! Mamma's haz quite de reputashun for eet hyu know.

divinated August 10 2010, 06:33:13 UTC

A burlesque show, Mamma? You sure are pulling out all the stops.

[voice] jaegermamma August 10 2010, 07:35:12 UTC

De best vay to haff a liddle fun, dun hyu tink?

[voice] divinated August 10 2010, 07:39:31 UTC

I couldn't agree more. Will you be needing help to organize it?

[voice] jaegermamma August 10 2010, 08:23:52 UTC

Vhat, hyu iz not vantink to participate hyuself?

Ho, mor publicity iz alvays a goot ting. ...Hyu dun happen to know any goot seamstresses--ov any persuashun--dot might be interested in dis liddle teeny producshun?

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highflyinhero August 10 2010, 08:25:31 UTC

....what.

jaegermamma August 10 2010, 08:56:06 UTC

Does hyu like pretty girls? Dose hyu like a goot song und dance from time to time? Does hyu want to get off dot stuffy ol' ship for a night und find out vhere de fun iz?

Den dis may be de show for hyu!

coyotealpha August 10 2010, 08:46:15 UTC

...ah?

jaegermamma August 10 2010, 08:56:33 UTC

Should be goot fun! Hyu gon be there den?

coyotealpha August 10 2010, 08:58:43 UTC

Uh... y'sure this is even legal? I mean, we are the main ship in charge of security and all...

oh look lol a piece of information I TOTALLY FORGOT gj me jaegermamma August 10 2010, 09:06:49 UTC

Hyu tink I'm doink dis on de ship? No no no. For vun ting, iz no vhere big enuff! But den, dot's de nice ting about bein' out here in de Badlands, yah? Plenty ov spaces to be doink tings~

[Short answer: probably not strictly speaking, but it's a festival, and no one seems to know who would have jurisdiction should someone protest, so!]

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morethanabot August 10 2010, 10:21:34 UTC

...How do girls bloom?

jaegermamma August 12 2010, 07:42:57 UTC

In all sorts ov ways, ov kause~

Und iz also vun ov dose 'figure ov speech' tings, yah?