Now I remember...

[jaemicheri18]

Okay, now I remember why I don't have a life.

It's because when I do hang out with people I hurt them... physically. Scratching, slapping, biting... it's bad! I am a jackass =).

So I lied. Don't call me unless you are willing to be physically accosted in some way. Seriously, I'm dangerous!

Comments

[captn_dramatico]

Mmm... accosted by a Cooterpino midget... I'm not sure why I WOULDN'T call you after that scintillating promise.