VICTORS!

[jaffijofer]

First, let me remind you, dear readers, of the ignominious and shameful events of one year ago

Comments

[good_and_plenty]

congrats jakey!

[liambowen]

Wow Jacob, congratulations. Sounds like you basically have to be the smartest person on Earth to be on that team. You know, I'll be in Washington the same time you will. I wonder if Bill Clinton used taxpayer money for his blow. Mind if I use some taxpayer money for hookers as well?

Mi casa etc...

[jaffijofer]

My hookers are your hookers, Liam, think nothing of it!

Yeah, you have to be pretty damn awesome to go to DC fo' Free!

oooh

[anonymous]

wow, jacob. i'm impressed. did you make a model of the solar system or a volcano to clinch the win? are there still snypers in DC? maybe the blow will take your mind of those things.
sarah

Re: oooh

[jaffijofer]

I believe that Homer J. Simpson once saud "Cocaine, the cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems."

And I heartily agree.

P.S. If Hillary's up for it, I plan to do a few lines with her, just like old times back at Harvard Law.