006 - Ahaha, parenting blues

[jaggedjaw]

[Have a hastily written and overall messy script spamming your pages, people.]

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Someone, honest-to-fucking-god please tell me there's a place the sells fish here. The furball wont shut up. I tried giving it meat, but it whined for fish. Kept me up all night.

I think I'm gonna choke a bitch.

[ooc: stikes

Comments

[extantlaw]

There is a general grocery store in the market that sells tinned tuna. Truth's cat seems to favour it.

[jaggedjaw]

I just hope the little shit likes it, or I'll... well. Something.

[extantlaw]

You'll try pilchards?

[jaggedjaw]

... What?

[pinkhairedchild]

There's a sushi place, maybe they'll see you just the fishies!

[jaggedjaw]

Hope so.

[redrobinhood]

Hey there's a aquarium but I dunno how you'd get the suckers out.

[jaggedjaw]

I'll just swipe em them.

[redrobinhood]

Sounds like a plan. Just don't touch the pink squid thing. That's Fugue's "special" friend and he'll get mad.

[jaggedjaw]

Who the hell's this Fugue, and why do I have to care about what he thinks?

[snowburned]

You got a cat?

[jaggedjaw]

More like it got me.

[snowburned]

Well...maybe it'll be good for you. Responsibility and companionship aren't bad things. I recently inherited a cat myself.

[jaggedjaw]

I just need to make it shut up and let me sleep at night.

[esp_optimism]

HEY.

DON'T HURT THAT CAT.

[jaggedjaw]

I WONT.

[esp_optimism]

Good.