http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

The people who created illegal DVDs of Star Wars Episode III The Return of the Sith are just, bad.

The translations are so funny.

i will still update with random stuff that doesnt fit on my new blog.

the lj will be more personal and the blogger will be more professional/editorial like

http://requisiteoftime.blogspot.com/

I never used lj for what I wanted to. I do not like the templates and other things.

I have created a new blog and this one will be used for more than quizes and random one liner posts about nothing.

Please visit and feel free to comment on anythinghttp://requisiteoftime.blogspot.com

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.aspRead more... )

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of Professor Poopy pants!" by Dav Pilkey:

In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names. Here's how...

Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = ( Read more... )

Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic

The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

Yoda could've used the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material. Rose is just marriage bait.

Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

It would be much scarier to get chased ( Read more... )

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved with the word "Pants"

·        We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

·        The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

·        I find your lack of pants disturbing.

·        These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I ( Read more... )

Ok. I am here at AU taking a Stat class. RIght now we are on probability.

Now. What are the odds I would accidently hit my phone, causing it to fly a few feet, and smash into the corner of my desk, cracking the screen?

Trying to find the closest Sprint PCS store to go tomorrow morning to get it fixed.

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BREAKING NEWS

Investigators say DNA testing results on human remains found in Montana "positively identified" as missing 9-year-old Dylan Groene. Details soon.

damn