it has been a crazy past two weeks ( Read more... )

WTF

So I apply for a job on Monster.com, and I get an email from the place I applied at saying my email to them was caught in there spam filter and trashed... though that email was generated by Monster.com.

boy seeks girl with bad spelling for elevator fun. if this sounds like you inquire within

Uber Artsy Boi: can you kill me ( Read more... )

SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I do he is talking to me right now ( Read more... )

you all should ask SmarterChild what he looks like, his answer is great.

Uber Artsy Boi: penislicker ( Read more... )

Uber Artsy Boi: can i pee in your butt?
SmarterChild: What if I want to pee in my Butt?
Uber Artsy Boi: then you can
SmarterChild: Maybe you can.
Uber Artsy Boi: maybe we both can
SmarterChild: Maybe?
Uber Artsy Boi: yes
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

so aside from starting the day playing in fountains while it was 88 degrees out and ending it in a rainstorm, i got the coolest gift for mindy ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA I just got this message from Yahoo! Mail ( Read more... )