Advert for a Girl Group

[jahoel]

'Production team behind the Sugababes and All Saints looking to set up a fresh new 5 piece girl group. Must be extremely attractive & 100% committed!! Between 5’ 2” & 5’ 5”, dress size 8-10. Ages 18+. Great voice a great bonus but must be good mover

Comments

[lttl_piglet]

oh dear oh dear, not good. *goes hides and listens to some yummy breakcore*

[glass_bubblegum]

I'm too small to go in the magic box. ;_;

[kvlt_kitty]

Well, I always thought that my godawful singing voice was the biggest obstacle between me and pop stardom, but turns out it's actually 2'' of height and my double chin.

[ishkhara]

LMAO! :D

[ishkhara]

No worries if you can't sing we can put you through a magic box and you'll sound delicious but if you've been hit by the ugly stick then no magic boxes for you.

So what went wrong with The Saturdays then? *sarcasm*