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[jahovich]

As Carlin said: I don't want people to say, "that Nick, he passed away." or "he moved on" etc, etc. I want everyone to say, "that Nick, he Fuckin' Died." "Man, that is one Dead Bastard." It's a morbid topic of thought, to some, but there's really not much more to do here. I like the idea of just going outside and wrestling a Bear. But I don't

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[scabage]

my prefferd method is a shot of tequila in a turkey baster, straight in the anus. instant death by a mexican product.
and on my note, i will say, THE MEXICANS DID IT, AVENGE MY DEATH!!
win-win situation i think.

[jahovich]

I like where you're going with the whole "mexican-genocide" thing, but that's not really an awsome suicide...unless you're really into getting assraped with a turkey baster. Is there any other types of food specific basters? Why are turkeys so special? Come to think about it, I don't like turkeys. Which is why I eat them.
It's national eat a turkey day, because who wants to wait until november.
I say, kill them all year. Leave them guessing.