i said no no no; a totally gay interview

[jaig]

A friend of mine asked if she could interview me for her Gender and Sexuality class, and gave me this questionnaire her professor gave her. I answered as calmly as I could

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[cl_water]

Hahahaha Bea Torre used to be my roommate! She's actually a fag hag. This questionnaire is probably a test of some sort :p

Oh, and by the way, it's a statistic that a child molester is more likely to be heterosexual rather than a homosexual. In case you need that info later on in future homophobic interviews hehe.

[jaig]

oh thank god! now that it's a bit of a joke i'm feeling... slightly less distressed.

that's what i almost remembered! funny, really.

[cl_water]

hope you won't hate me for this, but I mentioned it to Bea, kasi I was curious myself ano ba purpose nung questions na yun. Apparently, it's a compendium of things people usually ask. And there's a straight version of the test, exactly the same questions only directed towards heterosexuals. Of course I didn't mention your name, but she says she's really sorry if you got offended and if you still feel distressed, you can talk to her daw. :) She's really nice naman eh, more faghaggy than me, I swear. And she's really concerned na the student didn't interview you the right way, kasi may guidelines daw cia about it. She's asking the name of the student, but not to reprimand her or anything like that, but to clarify how the activity should go. If you're not comfortable w giving the name, it's fine too. :)

[jaig]

aaah, in that case it's okay! i'm now just kind of frustrated and sad with all of humanity for asking these questions in general, but that's alright. :P

i think i should have been informed more of the context of the questions and the survey, so that's probably my friend's mistake for leaving those details out when i asked what it was for. it's a very interesting set of questions, yes?

i'll send you a private note about that. :)

[boho]

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I can't believe that's from a professor at HE level. I seriously hope it's a 'test' like cl_water said, but even if it is it's still pretty disgusting & ignorant.

Your answers were excellent though, especially given the tone of the questions.

[jaig]

it's like asking "how do you feel about being a sick sick person?" and i'm like "omfgLOL... *stabs things*"

thanks. it was quite a challenge. :|

[thethirdbar]

well, that was hideously offensive.

good answers, you.

also, the homosexual/child molesters thing really annoys me. i mean, not that it doesn't annoy you, obviously, but it just seems like the most stupid idea in the whole of the stupid ideas that homophobes have. it's completely nonsensical. argh.

[jaig]

yes it was, and thank you. who is that in your icon? she looks like... penelope pamela anderson cruz. :|

ugh, i hate that too. apparently statistics actually show that more child molesters are straight? shhh.

[jaig]

hai.
it's a series of questions gay people would be most commonly asked daw. i think that's medyo keri, but not much.

[wild_silvestris]

You were EXTREMELY polite :) Good job.

The last question made me twitch :/

[jaig]

*is queen of social graces*

i didn't. i keep on telling myself i'll have so much to write about when my memoir gets in demand. :|