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mrskilgoretrout July 1 2005, 02:33:15 UTC
Seriously. "Punks" are all poseurs. Anyone who doesn't know that punk died eons ago (approximately The Paleolithic Era) is an idiot. And for that idiot to classify himself as a punk DESPITE the physical impossibility is merely a P-O-S-E-U-R poseur, baby. I hate people. They are covered in slime and muck and dirt and excrement. Why don't they wipe themselves after they shit, huh?

WHY?

WIPE YOURSELF, ASSHOLE.

Ha-ha. I hate puns. That wasn't even a pun, because if it were, it would imply that assholes are expected to wipe themselves.

INCORRECT-A-MUNDO!

My last name is Fazli. So this gives me the privilege of dictating terms as "Fonzie," mainly because I am "The Faz."

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CORRECT-A-MUNDO TIMES DEUX!! jailbyrd July 1 2005, 08:59:58 UTC
Yeah, and utopia is even more dead than punk

like, before da whales walked the earf and you and me was just one big blob of one-celled organism wif two tentacles and one mitochondria floatin' around wif dna and schtuff, and we strangely resembled a plankton mixed wif a krill.

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mrskilgoretrout July 1 2005, 02:37:56 UTC
"Ha-ha. I hate puns. That wasn't even a pun, because if it were, it would imply that assholes are expected to wipe themselves."

I mean assholes as the actual anus, this time. Not the asshole as in the people who are termed "assholes." But yes, assholes are expected to wipe themselves. Assholes as in the people. But It is safe to say that anuses are by no means pressured or under the pressure of having to wipe themselves on their own accord, because this is just an unreasonable demand. Of course, a utopian society would be one where assholes (anuses) wipe themselves, but this is not possible, because there is no such thing as "utopia." pSh, utopia is as dead as DEAD, which is as dead as PUNK.

'COS PUNK IS DEAD.

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