I think I like red apples better than green apples. This is very confusing. Why didn't I know? I wouldn't have bought all those green apples. I would've been so much more inclined to eat apples if they were red rather than green ( Read more... )

"After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbor was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane." - Hahaha.

FINALLY. I've been waiting for this for awhile. I love the picture. FACEBOOK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS. Near the end it says someone is an "internist" and I read it as "internetist" and was fascinated that such a thing existed for about .3 seconds. I was like, "I could become an 'internetist ( Read more... )

You knew it would happen eventually.

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I mostly put this here so I could come back and watch it whenever I want.

You know what I want? A pair of corduroy pants. I don't care if it's unfashionable. I want some ( Read more... )

So, this is what I'm signed up for right now ( Read more... )

I just woke up early. On a school day. And I didn't go to sleep any earlier last night. And I don't have good coffee or toast with delicious blueberry preserves to even tempt me out of bed. Granted, I did hit the snooze button twice, but I still got up earlier than usual. And now I will do homework while listening to Yo La Tengo's "Summer Sun ( Read more... )

So...yesterday I got hit by a car when I was on my bike. It sucked really bad. My whole body is sore. It was really surreal, like I didn't feel all there went it was happening. I was lying on my back in the middle of the street after it happened and I really thought that I was going to die. I was riding down a crosswalk to get to a sidewalk and ( Read more... )

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I finally got out of bed at 4:00pm today. Blah ( Read more... )