Hallmark cards you won't find...

[jaimespetrock]

Haha. Some of these are so funny

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Aww Emily..

[hopeless_lozer]

That's so sweet to consider my father when writing ur hallmark cards.. u should be sorry I'm a hooker.. ITS YOUR FAULT! hahaha But w/o me on the corner with u at night.. what would u do? I'll tell ya what.. make some more money! haha

[fearlessblue]

Just make sure you don't drop the bar of soap when you guys are out on the street corner.

[jaimespetrock]

JAIME! I'm not like you!!

[fearlessblue]

You says I do that?

[jaimespetrock]

Correct. You do drop soap.