I think I won

[jaina]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't

Comments

[loobywibble]

...Oh don't make me use the B-word, betch.

[jaina]

but you just

[loobywibble]

In the name of good sportsmanship I will let this slide.

[jaina]

foul lies

[greenfish]

I nearly spit out my coffee when I read "... WE HAVE AUSTEN, YOU HAVE MEYER."

Touche!

I do, however, think it's criminal to spend your entire childhood S'more-free.

[jaina]

She's obviously been stunted.

[loobywibble]

...I bet you've never had a Creme Egg.

[jaina]

Hahahahahahaha

I have a package in my freezer RIGHT NOW.

[spicedrum]

*highfives you*

[jaina]

I'm totes patriotic.

[reannon]

GIGGLESNORT.

[jaina]

YOU KNOW I SPEAK NOTHING BUT TRUTH.

[hallowd]

Fuck yeah you do not have Jaffa Cakes. AND WHAT THE HELL, STARBUCKS HAS THE ONLY RYE BREAD IN THE ENTIRE NYC WHAT IS THAT CRAP

[loobywibble]

THANK YOU FELLOW EUROPEAN AND BOSOM SISTER!

[hallowd]

I think we must send her Jaffa Cakes, poor deprived soul.

[jaina]

I will abandon my principles of American superiority for free cake.