I think I won

[jaina]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't

Comments

[oxymoronic3]

You won when you mentioned Batman, obvs.

Re: this is worse that discovering they don't have pumpkin pie

[jdotmi]

The funny is strong in this one, and the comments are stupendous, so it's likely very very safe. None of the Mods commented anyway. And all of us over at MQ have heartily lolled!

[deledrius]

Okay, so I read 'Jaffa cake' and immediately think "something Teal'c bakes" but that can't be right...

[kikos_ai]

Bitch. I see you everyday on mod team emails and now you're in my metaquotes?

GET OUT!

[snapdragon76]

LOL! And if they don't have s'mores over in England, then there goes my desire to go over there at any point...

[snapdragon76]

Man, I LIVED on Mac and Cheese when I was younger. Blasphemers!

[loobywibble]

We do. We just call it Macaroni Cheese instead. It's delicious and cheesy~