BASHING OF STUFF: Volume 2
MORE OF THIS SHIT
-Okay so when they discover "glitches" that make the world go all weird-ass, I basically have to use this radar sonar something to find this data hole and go smash it beter.
-Shit, this is like the treasure hunting dig stuff up thing from...ff9 I think? I am gonna want to do this all the time.
-Found it!
-The battle music in this game is really cute...
-But I keep trying to air slide ._.
-...and shotlock
-Duck number two is found. Duck delivery equals swag. Thanks, ducks.
-More world corruption! “Enter this strange portal to investigate?” THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.
-Oh hey special block tutorial.
-Most blocks go smash, but some will electrocute you and some are prizes and some bounce you all to hell. Neat!
-Doop doop doop following the tutorial, jumping around
-...The platforming in this game is reaching new levels for KH. This is like Mario-level platforming. Far above even KH1 and that was the platformiest.
-I WANT THE LAST FEW PRIZES IN THIS LEVEL BUT I CANNOT JUMP FAR ENOUGH FUCK YOU BOUNCY BLOCKS
-Okay I spent so much time dicking around with platforming right now that I forgot what I was doing RIGHT RIGHT third duck...
-Keyhole get. Even in computers, worlds have keyholes!
-HOLY SHIT
-I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE MARIO THING. OR NOT BEING 100% LITERAL ANYWAY
-BUT NOW I AM PLAYING A SIDE-SCROLLING LEVEL THAT RUNS AND IS LAID OUT EXACTLY LIKE A SUPER MARIO LEVEL
-AHAHJSAHAHAHUAHA "...I FEEL FLAT" AHAHAHAHAHA
-”SORA YOUR SKILLS MIGHT NOT WORK RIGHT HERE” “I’ll figure it out as I go along” OH SORA SO ADORABLE
-Also that is pretty much how I figure out every battle system variant
-Oh so if you die here you don't die? It just...judges you.
-No, you die, but it takes a lot. Well. Good.
-omg guard armor is a BITCH that was really hard. I had to do it three times.
-PLUTO STOP RUNNING INTO PORTALS
-Holy shit! Heartless in the castle? Are these data too or real ones? ...and now they can’t get out of the computer room. of course.
-Seriously where's Tron when you need him
-WONDERLAND GET omg I’m going to hate this aren’t I. I am, we always hate Wonderland.
-Hee, Data Sora says “yeesh”
-"I’ve always wanted to see other worlds!" (awkward pause)
-Is...is someone going to tell him he's data/has been to other worlds, or...?
-NO. NO SCATTERED MEMORIES. I FORBID IT. THIS IS NOT COM OR DAYS. NO TRAGEDY ALLOWED. IF ALICE CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF.
-Fetch quest time. Have to collect "inklings" of memory. 16? Yeesh, you don't want too many, do you?
-Filling in memories is way easier this way. Namine should have tried it. Convert her sketchpad into data.
-”Who is he? ...meh, who cares” LOL
-OH FUCK YOU I AM DONE WITH SNEAKING AROUND HEDGE MAZES I AM NOT ROXAS HERE
-Go to new glitch room
-Die repeatedly
-I will just....level up now
-Lalalala checking out the maze again while i’m here...not as hard as I thought, the card soldiers are slower now.
-RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU SILLY SOLDIERS
-Okay back in the flower garden thing room...I don’t hate it! That's a first.
-Doop doop doop leveling forever okay let’s do this
-Glitch room beaten, Yay presents
-Back out to the maz-HOLY SHIT WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING
-Oh it's another glitch
-Hmmm the room patterns for these are starting to look the same. Needs more variation.
-POWERS ACQUIRED IN THIS LEVEL: Cure, high-jump, air slide. Approval.
-POWERING THROUGH until it's boss time. Oh hi you juggling chucklefuck, I know you.
-lol it's so tiny each time you beat it...like, it comes up to Sora's knee. SO CUTE
-I HAD TO BEAT THAT THING SIDEWAYS AND ALL I GET IS A POTION? I SHIT POTIONS.
-"Another world repaired"...Mickey...you do know it's not a real world right. It's journal data.
-So will sora be headed to a new world OBVIOUSLY YES
-Memory and reality now stand tied...what does that even mean
-"It's time you learned the truth" and that truth is OH WHO CARES HI RIKU IT'S NICE TO HEAR YOU, DAVID GALLAGHER!
-WTF DATA SORA JUST RAN THROUGH THE DOOR HOW DOES THIS WORK
HOW IS THIS
WHAT
CON...FUSED...
-WE'RE WATCHING US WATCHING THE MONITOR
-QUICK LOOK TO THE LEFT THERE MUST BE A CAMERA THERE
-Organization theme get! I was a little excited.
-Hello coat boy
-OH HI RIKU YOU LOOK VERY YOUNG
-He pretty much just said they're both data so I guess Sora doesn't really care...
-"Hi, I'm the journal, and I have awesome hair."
-Ohhhhh he imported the group so...oh...okay!
-You chucklefucks never noticed when you got sucked into the Matrix. How sad.
-SUDDENLY, A HACKER HAS LOCKED THEM INSIDE. :|a
-i don't understand it all but i'll totes smash shit for you OH SORA NEVER CHANGE
-You guys seem to forget he's data...I mean it's good you're not being all cold to him but how would real Sora feel?
-This game is so cute you guys
-COLISEUM TIEMS
-Harrr a bug spray joke. I'm impressed they restrained themselves this long.
-I CAN GO BACK TO OTHER WORLDS TO DO COOL SHIT HELLO INCREASED GAME RUN TIME
-Save, more later.
-Okay so when they discover "glitches" that make the world go all weird-ass, I basically have to use this radar sonar something to find this data hole and go smash it beter.
-Shit, this is like the treasure hunting dig stuff up thing from...ff9 I think? I am gonna want to do this all the time.
-Found it!
-The battle music in this game is really cute...
-But I keep trying to air slide ._.
-...and shotlock
-Duck number two is found. Duck delivery equals swag. Thanks, ducks.
-More world corruption! “Enter this strange portal to investigate?” THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.
-Oh hey special block tutorial.
-Most blocks go smash, but some will electrocute you and some are prizes and some bounce you all to hell. Neat!
-Doop doop doop following the tutorial, jumping around
-...The platforming in this game is reaching new levels for KH. This is like Mario-level platforming. Far above even KH1 and that was the platformiest.
-I WANT THE LAST FEW PRIZES IN THIS LEVEL BUT I CANNOT JUMP FAR ENOUGH FUCK YOU BOUNCY BLOCKS
-Okay I spent so much time dicking around with platforming right now that I forgot what I was doing RIGHT RIGHT third duck...
-Keyhole get. Even in computers, worlds have keyholes!
-HOLY SHIT
-I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE MARIO THING. OR NOT BEING 100% LITERAL ANYWAY
-BUT NOW I AM PLAYING A SIDE-SCROLLING LEVEL THAT RUNS AND IS LAID OUT EXACTLY LIKE A SUPER MARIO LEVEL
-AHAHJSAHAHAHUAHA "...I FEEL FLAT" AHAHAHAHAHA
-”SORA YOUR SKILLS MIGHT NOT WORK RIGHT HERE” “I’ll figure it out as I go along” OH SORA SO ADORABLE
-Also that is pretty much how I figure out every battle system variant
-Oh so if you die here you don't die? It just...judges you.
-No, you die, but it takes a lot. Well. Good.
-omg guard armor is a BITCH that was really hard. I had to do it three times.
-PLUTO STOP RUNNING INTO PORTALS
-Holy shit! Heartless in the castle? Are these data too or real ones? ...and now they can’t get out of the computer room. of course.
-Seriously where's Tron when you need him
-WONDERLAND GET omg I’m going to hate this aren’t I. I am, we always hate Wonderland.
-Hee, Data Sora says “yeesh”
-"I’ve always wanted to see other worlds!" (awkward pause)
-Is...is someone going to tell him he's data/has been to other worlds, or...?
-NO. NO SCATTERED MEMORIES. I FORBID IT. THIS IS NOT COM OR DAYS. NO TRAGEDY ALLOWED. IF ALICE CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF.
-Fetch quest time. Have to collect "inklings" of memory. 16? Yeesh, you don't want too many, do you?
-Filling in memories is way easier this way. Namine should have tried it. Convert her sketchpad into data.
-”Who is he? ...meh, who cares” LOL
-OH FUCK YOU I AM DONE WITH SNEAKING AROUND HEDGE MAZES I AM NOT ROXAS HERE
-Go to new glitch room
-Die repeatedly
-I will just....level up now
-Lalalala checking out the maze again while i’m here...not as hard as I thought, the card soldiers are slower now.
-RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU SILLY SOLDIERS
-Okay back in the flower garden thing room...I don’t hate it! That's a first.
-Doop doop doop leveling forever okay let’s do this
-Glitch room beaten, Yay presents
-Back out to the maz-HOLY SHIT WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING
-Oh it's another glitch
-Hmmm the room patterns for these are starting to look the same. Needs more variation.
-POWERS ACQUIRED IN THIS LEVEL: Cure, high-jump, air slide. Approval.
-POWERING THROUGH until it's boss time. Oh hi you juggling chucklefuck, I know you.
-lol it's so tiny each time you beat it...like, it comes up to Sora's knee. SO CUTE
-I HAD TO BEAT THAT THING SIDEWAYS AND ALL I GET IS A POTION? I SHIT POTIONS.
-"Another world repaired"...Mickey...you do know it's not a real world right. It's journal data.
-So will sora be headed to a new world OBVIOUSLY YES
-Memory and reality now stand tied...what does that even mean
-"It's time you learned the truth" and that truth is OH WHO CARES HI RIKU IT'S NICE TO HEAR YOU, DAVID GALLAGHER!
-WTF DATA SORA JUST RAN THROUGH THE DOOR HOW DOES THIS WORK
HOW IS THIS
WHAT
CON...FUSED...
-WE'RE WATCHING US WATCHING THE MONITOR
-QUICK LOOK TO THE LEFT THERE MUST BE A CAMERA THERE
-Organization theme get! I was a little excited.
-Hello coat boy
-OH HI RIKU YOU LOOK VERY YOUNG
-He pretty much just said they're both data so I guess Sora doesn't really care...
-"Hi, I'm the journal, and I have awesome hair."
-Ohhhhh he imported the group so...oh...okay!
-You chucklefucks never noticed when you got sucked into the Matrix. How sad.
-SUDDENLY, A HACKER HAS LOCKED THEM INSIDE. :|a
-i don't understand it all but i'll totes smash shit for you OH SORA NEVER CHANGE
-You guys seem to forget he's data...I mean it's good you're not being all cold to him but how would real Sora feel?
-This game is so cute you guys
-COLISEUM TIEMS
-Harrr a bug spray joke. I'm impressed they restrained themselves this long.
-I CAN GO BACK TO OTHER WORLDS TO DO COOL SHIT HELLO INCREASED GAME RUN TIME
-Save, more later.