Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know
Me: first what
Luce: S'more
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT
Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING
Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left
Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes
Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't
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