Somebody wrote "KELLY SWALLOWS" in big, blue, spray-painted letters in front of Canal Jeans. Instead of facing the street, where everyone walks, it's painted so you read it coming out of the store. I mean, it could be her name. Kelly Swallows ( Read more... )

Strange men's names in my cell phone, most of whom I do not recall meeting:

Chase
Dz
Ed
Eric
Eyal
Josh
Mike
Raj
Ralph
Rico
Vinay

One of them is a drug dealer, but I can't remeber which. At least two are Indian. Rico? WTF? I'm glad I've stopped drinking socially.

This ad was posted today from Henry Street, in Brooklyn. I like to think it's from someone in my old building ( Read more... )

I was counting on that pizza.

At some point in his adult life, Thanos met the embodiment of Death itself who, in female form, became Thanos's companion. It is probable that Death was attracted to Thanos by both his philosophical dedication to nihilism as well as his willingness to commit genocide on even his own people. Thanos began, for the first time in his life, to ( Read more... )

I've had a revelation; I saw J.D. (!) from Le Tigre on the subway platform at Union Square Yesterday. I was like "Man, she is tiny." Then she got closer and it turned out she was my height.

Eventually, Gambit encountered the X-Man Storm, who had been transformed into an amnesiac child and who had turned to theft. He helped her escape her enemy, the Shadow King, and they became partners. Later, when Professor Charles Xavier returned from a long period of traveling in outer space, Storm, having regained her memory and true age, ( Read more... )

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Read the last paragraph. Please.

So that's a start, I reckon.