Yeah...the only one worth telling is probably the one about Jason, and I'm not inclined to let him make me feel like shit. Any other one sentence story would be something like "I work pizza delivery, and I hate it when people disrespect me by not tipping." Which is true, and slightly poignant, but not really worth propogating on the net.
Hmmm. If I were going to write a once sentence story about you, it would probably go something like one of these:
And when we came to my favorite line of the play: "The chowder is mine! MINE!" and he honked his bull horn, I nearly wet myself with laughter.
We used to tire the wind with our talking as we left our tracks all over the little college town, but now we just leave messages on MySpace and Live Journal.
If only she hadn't defied him, he might not have turned her into an ugly male halfling and then killed her character off entirely.
"30+ years of lying truths became real illusions the moment I learned I was listed in my biological mother's obituary as "dead at birth" when obviously nothing of the sort happened."
I'm hooked. What a wonderful way to convey the soul of something wihtout bogging it down or thinning it out. Wicked. I may have submitted a sentence or two. Heh. ~M~
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And when we came to my favorite line of the play: "The chowder is mine! MINE!" and he honked his bull horn, I nearly wet myself with laughter.
We used to tire the wind with our talking as we left our tracks all over the little college town, but now we just leave messages on MySpace and Live Journal.
If only she hadn't defied him, he might not have turned her into an ugly male halfling and then killed her character off entirely.
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"30+ years of lying truths became real illusions the moment I learned I was listed in my biological mother's obituary as "dead at birth" when obviously nothing of the sort happened."
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Wicked.
I may have submitted a sentence or two.
Heh.
~M~
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