My inner dialogue these past few days... (part 1)
"No, dammit! It hurts!"
"You gotta push!"
"No! I fucking don't!"
"Yes, you do! Now PUUUUSH!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Again! Push!"
"NNNNNGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"One more time! Push!"
"I. Fucking. Hate. You."
"No you don't; it's just the pain talking."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA!!! Pain? What pain?" *goes for jugular and misses*
"You can do this!"
"I don't know about that. I'm tired; I just want some peace."
"It's coming soon. But you have to do this first. Now PUSH!"
">.<"
"Good. Keep it up! One more time!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
"That's all! You're done. You did it. Congratulations!"
"Fer chrissakes, where's the morphine!?"