Two Jaks walk into a bar...

[ecopiracy]

Avatars of eco, hm?

[Yes, Phoenix is facing down both Dark and Light Jak. Not exactly a position any man wants to find himself in, but Phoenix already has a plan. He stands up and places his hands on the table, leaning forward with a feral smile. The rest of the bar has gone quiet.]So sorry, gentlemen, but I'm afraid you aren't allowed in this

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[experimentno5]

TCH!

[Dark picks up a bowl of peanuts and hurls it past Phoenix's head so it shatters against the wall.]

Can be anywhere I want to be.

[leggomyeco]

Dark.

[Not here, not right now. Light just ruffles his wings, clasping his wrists behind his back and fixing Phoenix with a flat look.]

Could you bend the rules for once?

[ecopiracy]

[Phoenix refuses to flinch when the bowl hits the wall, and instead lifts a single brow.]

Why?

[Calmly he starts to fill a glass.]

What reason could the two of you have for wanting to dodge this rite of entry. It isn't as though it's difficult.

[A pause, then another challenging smile. This one is specifically directed at Dark.]

Unless you don't think you can handle it?

[experimentno5]

[Dark ignores his lighter counterpart, and bares his teeth at Phoenix. His claws dig into the wood of the bar slightly.]

Mind. Your. Words.