guys just so you know this place is too damn quiet, post some fucking jak already

[mr_sand_king]

I understand that after my....departure, some time has passed.

I realize that the collective IQ here is less than desirable, but might anyone fill in an old king?

Comments

[scarsncigars]

Y'missed the monkaws, then.

[mr_sand_king]

...monkaws.

[scarsncigars]

Yeah. It w's like the fuckin' Armageddon.

DAMAS IS NOT AMUSED

[mr_sand_king]

.....

[shadesofeco]

We got rid of the Dark Makers.

[mr_sand_king]

You did? Excellent!

Though I am not surprised. I knew that our trust in you was not misplaced.

[shadesofeco]

[KJDFLKJDFKJK BRB DADDY PRAISE]

FFF

[mr_sand_king]

...

[YEAH HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT KINDA SUBCONSCIOUSLY SO /GIVES HIM A MINUTE.]

[psychoticracer]

A robotic version of me fucked up your city~

OR so I hear. I was dead at the time.

[shadesofeco]

Tried to. You exploded before the front gate.

[psychoticracer]

Dammit.

Was it a GOOD explosion~?

[shadesofeco]

Duh.

I made it.

[sandpaperbreath]

Peace treaties between Haven, Kras and Spargus have all concluded successfully, trading is legalized, and it's common belief that Sig has taken your throne, and is said to be a much louder king than yourself, though I can't verify this information myself as I've never been invited to the court.

Sire.

[scarsncigars]

Gotta be hard t'get all that out while yer lips are planted on his ass, eh?

[sandpaperbreath]

There's a difference 'tween respect and ass kissin'.

[scarsncigars]

Can't hear ya while yer chewing on them tighty-whities, sweetheart.

[ello_poppies]

Good tah see yeh back on yer feet.