Comments | jak_dressing: Captain of a motley crew

ecopiracy in jak_dressing

Captain of a motley crew - open to any and all

Jan 25, 2010 22:28

All right, you lot, liven up! You are all hereby honorary members of my pirate crew. You'll be taking orders from me now, so look sharp!

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nottheaveragekg January 26 2010, 05:04:00 UTC

Good luck with that.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:05:09 UTC

Is that insubordination, Miss Praxis?

nottheaveragekg January 26 2010, 05:05:54 UTC

That's Ashelin to you, Phoenix.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:07:32 UTC

And just what position do you think you hold in my crew to make you equal to me?

[His tone is very teasing.]

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meantthecar January 26 2010, 05:26:44 UTC

Oh really?

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:29:58 UTC

Of course. In fact, I'm thinking there's a position for a mechanic that's waiting to be filled.

Assuming, that is, that you are still as mechanically inclined as the woman who I knew.

meantthecar January 26 2010, 06:12:48 UTC

Of course.

[Playfully.] But why should I take orders from you, Captain?

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 06:39:10 UTC

Because doing so would allow you the opportunity to play with my engines.

[...that came out worse than he intended. He's not trying to hit on you, Keira. REALLY. It's just... verbal habits die hard.

Damn it.]

shadesofeco January 26 2010, 05:43:57 UTC

Not likely.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:45:07 UTC

Who said you were getting a choice? It's the crew or the brig for you, Jak.

shadesofeco January 26 2010, 05:46:33 UTC

I don't take orders from you.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:52:04 UTC

The brig it is, then, and just as well, in my opinion. Conversations with certain other valued crew members will be much more stimulating without the distraction of your presence.

ello_poppies January 26 2010, 05:52:07 UTC

Piratin' ain' exactly my cuppa' tea. I care more for... profitable merchandisin' o' questionable merits, or so teh speak.

With a bit'a friendly wagerin' on the side, o' course.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 05:55:16 UTC

Klout! Good man! I knew I could count on you!

[Blink.]

And what is pirating if not the acquisition of "profitable merchandise of questionable merits?"

ello_poppies January 26 2010, 06:05:56 UTC

[...]

Them's fightin' words, yabber.

I hear there's also a bit'o 'do-goodin' involved in your sort'a piratin'.

[Or so a certain someone predicts, since she's not quite done with the game yet. This could be totally wrong, and therefore, totally awkward.]

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 06:28:46 UTC

I have no idea what you might be referring to, Klout. Unless it's Keira, in which case you really should not be surprised. You've known me long enough to know my weaknesses in regards to women.

[Will keep her mouth shut out of courtesy for someone who has SOMEHOW REMAINED UNSPOILED ALL THIS TIME OMG :O]

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farfairersoul January 26 2010, 05:59:59 UTC

Give me an hour in your pirate village and I'll have my own crew, thank you.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 06:05:21 UTC

The only way you're getting to Far Drop, Razer, is by sailing on my ship. So what will it be, then, hmm? Perhaps First Mate?

farfairersoul January 26 2010, 06:07:56 UTC

I tend to be a little difficult to handle in lieutenant positions, Phoenix. I doubt you could keep me under control any better than anyone else.

Not to mention that if you drag me onto your ship to serve under your pretty if underaged command, I will obviously have to bring Erol with me, and what will you do about him? He doesn't play nicely with others, you know.

ecopiracy January 26 2010, 06:32:17 UTC

Perhaps if you did not think of it as me controlling you, but as an agreed upon arrangement to be terminated upon arrival at the Brink?

[He grimaces.]

If you insist on bringing him along, it will be your duty to keep him occupied and out of trouble, Razer. Otherwise he will wind up in the brig.

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