The Hollister Legacy- Generaton 1~Chapter 3
Welcome back to the Hollister Legacy! It feels like an age since I posted Chapter 2... sorry about that. Got end of year exams and homework that I could moan on and on about... Last time we saw Esme give birth to her second and third children- twins Mitchell and Harper Hollister. Jerome aged up into a child and got the Veggie trait. In this chapter... well, what do you expect from me? MORE BIRTHS OF COURSE :D
A special shout out to rubystone777 and hey_walsh for helping me get the pictures smaller, you really helped :)
Jerome: You know, dad, I really wish you would change out of those cow Pyjamas. I find them highly unnatractive.
I really wouldn't go there Jerome...
Chris: You are no son of mine.
And, one of the first things Jerome did as a child was empty his brothers potty. Now you know how your mother and father feel, Jerome ¬__¬
Jerome: There is no way that is human. We should recycle it into compost or something to make energy.
No, Jerome... that only works with things that eat hay and stuff, dosen't it?
Harper: Stop! I fink im gonna be sick...
Stupid lights ruining my pictures :(
'Sup Jerome?
Jerome: He's got my car hasn't he. That car used to be mine... until that was born.
Mitchell: He has a name, actully!
And apparantley, HE needs to learn to talk properly.
Jerome: So, you know how you have to clean too much?
Esme: Well, cleaning does make my brain hurt...
Jerome: Maybe, you shouldn't have any more kids, less to clean?
Let's stop there, Jerome... I'm getting Esme to have 5 kids to complete her and Chris's LTW, no more, no less :)
Jerome: Stupid siblings... stealing my camera time. Why can't you be ugly?
Because Esme and Chris are good lucking, Jerome. Good lucking sims cant have ugly kids :D
Chris: We really need a holiday. Can we go to Champs les Sims, now?
No.
Chris: Can I go to Champs les Sims, now?
No. Unless you've got a magical tool that turns 27 simoleons into 2,700 simoleons, your stuck here in Sunset Valley. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Jerome: Boats just aren't the same... cars are so much better.
Look at it this way... hopefully Mitchell will get jealous of the boat. and then we wont have to listen to you moan.
I hate Chris's working hours... 3-9pm. He always arrives home, in his sexy pyjamas ready for a Woo-Hoo but Esme's usually asleep by then.
Harper: I WANT MY FOOOOOOOD! THE CWAP YOU BUT IN MY BOWL AND CALL IT EDIBLE!
Jerome: I feel like I'm gonna....
Jerome: SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMM!
The Woes of Christopher Hollister
I wake up in the morning to hear my oldest son screaming about something or other.
This strange voice in my head that controls my actions refuses to feed me,
Before my children.
2 of my 3 children are ginger... lord have mercy on them.
My eldest son Jerome always makes sure that he is awake before Mitchell
So he can get the car first.
Jerome: Fly, Electro-Car, fly!
My wife Esme finds it hard to get around things.
Her only way out is by barging into me. Sometimes I feel that I am the only sane person in the house.
She even mistakes the position of my 'Third Leg'.
End of The Woes of Christopher Hollister
God... that guy sure can moan >.<
Back to normal now :)
Esme: Hellooo? I can't move their is nothing in my way!
Esme: Get this air out of my way! I'm starting to get a bit chlostrophobic...
Mitchell: I challenge you to a stawing contest!
This should be good...
Esme, thats starting to scare me... :(
As soon as Jerome leaves for school, Mitchell is glued to that car for the rest of the day.
Mitchell: I wuv making my bwuver jealous!
Sometime teach these kids to talk?? Pleasee.....
Mitchell: You know you wuv me.
Harper isn't one of the cutest toddlers I've had, but some of the faces she makes are adorable <33
Uh-Oh... Chris has his scared face on. I think I know whats coming...
Esme: Chris... you know how I love you?
Chris: What are you after Esme?
Esme: Oh, nothing big. Just... a baby?
Chris: I dunno... Jerome came onto me earlier and said it was a bad idea.
That kid will be the death of me.
Esme: But you make such adorable kids... it would be a waste not to have more, wouldnt it?
Chris: Well, when you put it that way...
Chris: Go stalk our kids... Harley and Matthew. They'll give you some attention.
It's Harper and Mitchell, Chris...
Harper: Hey wook! I gots a bowt!!
Harper: Hey wook! I fownd a fwidge!
Ad-or-a-ble <3
Mitchell: I can find something much mowre entertaining and edible than a fwidge.
Mitchell: Just let me get it... it needs to be bwig and juicy.
Chris: Come to me... come to the sexy cow pyjamas!
Harper: I wike yow sexy ass pyjamas!
When did she learn language like that?
Chris: Television.
We don't have one, Chris.
Harper: I is awlmost dere!
Mwahaha... 1 down, 1 to go.
Esme: Come to mommy and I'll give you a lovely big kiss!
Mitchell: I'd rather have a bwig juicy booger!
That's got to hurt, Esme.
Esme: I'm crying inside. I'm just too tough to show it.
Jerome had been invited over to the Sekemoto's after school. Should provide interesting entertainment.
Jerome: We better be having Autumn Salad!
Jerome: You know, if you didn't dress Sam like a clown and if he had a better haircut then maybe I would consider being friends with him. I am not impressed with your step-motherly skills.
Allesandra: Well, maybe I dont want Sam to be friends with a ginger legacy kid with longer hair than me!
BURN.
Jerome: WTF is that monstrosity?
It's a television. It's a crap version, people with money can afford the better ones.
Jerome: You know why child obesity rates are rising Sam? PUBLIC TRANSPORT. Kids are fat because they get the bus too school instead of walking their fat arse there, or using a bike. Have you heard of a bike, Sam?
Lectures from Jerome Hollister...
Sam: Time for a nice little slap on the arse :)
:O
Not the arse Sam, anything but that!
Jerome: Too late. That's gonna have a handmark...
Jerome: Now its your turn to get slapped, you nerd haired clown dressing biaaatch!
Jerome: He's just too fast. The outdoors depresses me.
Jerome: Damn him. Well, I am so outta here. Seeya later, LOSERS.
Jerome: And yes, I AM ON MY BIKE. Not the taxi, not the school bus, A BIKE. It uses up a thing called energy, not like sitting on your fat arse on the public transport. BIKES FTW!
Apologies... Jerome's having one of those moods.
Esme: It's so moving... my little girl is finally growing up!
Green milk... just came into my mind now how stupid it is. It's like having Blue Oranges in a way. Green milk.
What happened to hating transport?
Jerome: Well, this is an ELECTRIC car. It dosen't damage the outdoors... as much as I hate it... and it goes fast so your in it less, leaving more time for energy and fitness.
Jerome: I have the strange urge to go for a shower... I am watching you Mitchell. Touch the electro-car and your dead.
Jerome: *Yawns* Nagging people tires me.
It tires my ears, too.
Mitchell: I betta bribe Harper so she dusnt snitch on me... I'll offer her five zillion simoleons!
Sorry Mitchell, we're unlikely to see that money for a long, long time. I doubt we'll have a good house until third or fourth generation.
Mitchell: I wuv you car!
Jerome: Take a dirty picture for me, take a dirty picture. Just send a dirty picture to me send a dirty picture...
It would be my pleasure <3.
Nah, your not my type :P. And wtf is up with your body?
Jerome: Wtf is up with your face?
You looked at it and it died.
Jerome: Harsh. Uncalled for. Just plan mean.
Jerome: Oh. It seems someone has stolen my electrical car. This. Means. War.
Mitchell: Bwing it bitch!
Jerome: Harper stealing my camera time... Mitchell stealing my... my... my....
Jerome: ELECTRICAL CARRR! FREAKKK OUTTTTTT!!!!!
Jerome: One day I will have my vengeance. One day.
*One day you might not live on the legacy plot of land, if you lose the heir vote. Speaking of the vote, poor Jerome will have just 1 day till YA when the vote starts... so I'm going to turn aging off. More time in school for him, HAA! :D. We get summer holiday and they get nothing ;D
Esme: Oooft. I'm pregnant. Again.
**Note. I lost pictures of Esme's pregnancy because I kind of left sims on X3 speed when i was in the shower... I take long showers :(. I got to the point where she was on the huge bump, but no pics in between. :/
Instead of getting Esme to paint portraits of the kids (which come out dodgy), I bought her a camera using the buydebug cheat. It's nothing huge, it wont hurt, just so I can get pics of the sims as teens and Esme and Chris.
The next time I go in the shower I promise not to leave it on X3 speed... scouts honour :).
Esme: KILLL MEEEEEEEE!
Esme: Just doing a few warm-up stretches... it stops you pulling muscles, and giving birth is quite energetic. What with the pushing and the heavy breathing and the screaming... its a bit like running really.
Chris: Well, I'm off. Tell me when the gingers are born.
Chris, technically Jerome and Mitchell have their mothers ginger hair and brown highlights... so if the baby is ginger, it will have brown in too :)
Chris: SOZZ THEN. Tell me when the brown/ginger baby is born.
Harper: I hope mommy gives birth to a bunny rabbit. Then we wud be best fwends!
Esme: I wish it was a rabbit... it would be smaller and mean less pushing... EEAAAKKK!
Repairwoman: Oh great. She's giving birth. That means that kid will break more things, so I have to come here more. I hate kids.
Harper: PEEK-A-BOO!
Repairwoman: Eurgh. There's another one. Snot nosed litte beast.
Repairwoman: RAGGGGEEEEEEE!
THANK YOU COME AGAIN :D
Esme: Can I name this kid after the repairwoman? Old bitch cracks me up.
No. We're going to have nice kids, get rich, and have a big happy family. Then you'll die and you'll have a nice grave surrounded in flowers and that will be your life. We are NOT naming kids after NPC's or NCP's or whatever, unless they are really cool. Like Grady Elfman 8-).
Esme: HALLEJUAH!
Appologies for the spelling ^^ Anyway...
It's a BOY! Everybody meet Zachary (Zach) Hollister! Zach had Excitable locked in and rolled Genius. Not bad traits, like Einstein but hyper :). His favourites are Pop, French Toast and Grey. Same colour as Mitchell :/.
Esme: Woopsy, not enough room to have the other one. I guess he'll be happy on the floor.
It's a BOY! (again). Welcome Oakley Hollister to the legacy :D. He had Couch Potato and Artistic locked in, though I dont think he'll be much of a Couch Potato as we dont have a couch... his favourites are Pop, Hot Dogs and Spice Brown.
That's all for this chapter, I have to end it here because I've got three pieces of art homework due in on wednesday so I better get started on them...
That's all the kids I'm letting Esme have, mainly because it would cause complications with Jerome's age and her and Chris's LTW will be complete once Zach and Oakley are teens. Chapter 4 should be out in a week, or a few days, depending on the length. Please comment if your reading, and keep simming! :D