Authors Note: First of all, this is the second time I've had to write out this chapter so sorry if it isn't as good as the others or seems rushed. Also, if you haven't already, please submit spouses for the Generation 2 kids (Jerome, Mitchell, Harper, Zach and Oakley). Thanks, all sims will be appreciated :). Please see the spouse post for more information.
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It seems that this chapter is keeping up with the trend of the recent chapter by starting off with a toddler screaming.
Zach: Why dus nowbody in dis house wuv me?
Aww, don't worry Zach. Everybody in this house loves you, they just cba to look after you :)
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Esme: I thought we had a deal here. We agreed that Chris would age up first. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
No, Esme, that was just you talking to yourself. Anyway, I'm curious to see what you look like as an adult.
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Esme: I wish to never get wrinkles! Unless they are fashion friendly wrinkles, of course :)
Fashion friendly wrinkles... sorry ladies, never gonna happen.
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Chris: WOOOO! I'll officially be better looking than her!
Not neccesarily, Chris... My sims are so concerned about looks.
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Esme: Go me! I'm becoming more smarterist!
No wonder this lady dosen't have a job...
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That hair is just ugly... It's like a curse in legacies :(
Esme: Omg, this totally reminds me of that Glee episode, when Mercedes was singing 'I am beutiful, in every single way!'. What a coincedence!
How are Mercedes from Glee and your hair similar? :S
Esme: Because, sillybilly. They both have hidden beauty!
You confuse me... :/
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It dosen't look like Esme has aged much, but you can tell that she's an adult. I still think she's pretty pretty though :)
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For some reason, Esme took Zach right out to the bottom of their plot to teach him how to talk about vegetables.
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Esme: Can you say Vegetarian? That's what your brother Jerome is trying to convince us to be.
Zach: Cawnivore! Cawnivore!
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Chris: Must... get... stronger... muscles...
I've just realised that if Chris wants muscles then he should lift weights, not run. Woops XD
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Chris: Time for my birthday!
Esme: Did I just hear that my husband is getting as old as me? This I need to see!
Esme's so considerate of Chris's feelings...
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It looks like Esme has a gun to her head! :O
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Chris: I wish that I can grow up as beautiful and as attractive as my wife.
That's so sweet ;D
Esme: HA! Time to lose some of your sexyness Chris, I can't wait to see you with a few wrinkles!
Your wife is very charming.
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There's been 2 of the 6 birthdays in this chapter... yep, still 4 to go!
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Esme: That's right sparkles! Attack his youth system, make him look slightly older! HA!
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Chris: Hmmmm...
Esme: OMG! He has the Mercedes hair!
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Chris: I hear it's all the range nowadays.
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Chris aged up pretty well, I think. His LTW is the same as Esme's, Surrouned by Family. It's definitley getting completed as they've got 5 kids, just need to wait for them to get to teens :)
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Jerome: Just looking at your face makes me stressed Mitchell.
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Esme's been painting as much as she can, but keeps on having to stop to go and look after the toddlers >.<
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The wall of the legacy bloodline :). So far, anyway. It'll grow soon enough though ;D
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Oakley: I fink i is gonna pick my nose...
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Oakley: Dats the easy part.
Theres more?
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Oakley: Den you have to aim the fwick very carefully. Here is a few i did earlier, as you can see on Jewome's picture.
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Mitchell: Mmmmmm... Cake....
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Whenever Harper wakes up her face goes all blotchy until she changes into everday... probably just needs her daily dose of makeup ;)
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Mitchell: NOMNOMNOM Cake NOMNOMNOM
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Well, this kid has a bright future ahead of him.
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Zach: Hey! Dont fowget about me! I need fwoooood!
Poor Zach... he had to wait until everyone had got sorted in the morning before he even got considered to be looked after :(
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Leona: I have had it up to HERE with your family and your trampy house! EVERY DAY, I get invited here by either your sister who is scared of people, or your slob of a brother who is too busy licking plates to pay me ANY attention! You poor people make me sick.
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Jerome: Calm down, Leona. I know my family is weird and our house is crappy but you don't have to come here. Take some deep breaths, calm down and think about what you say next.
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Jerome: Did you see how I handled with that Goth girl, Zachy? I sent her speechless without using irrational violence. That's how to deal with an angry person, not beat them up.
Another lecture from Jerome Hollister. I think he would make a great dad :)
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Jerome: Watch out Zachy, or the tree monster will come to get you!
Zach: Not da twee monster!
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Harper: I do not find my current predicament amusing. First, you send me into a bathroom with... PEOPLE in and then you make me pick up Zachary's poo. Well, you know what, I might just dump the poo right here.
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Harper: Hrmph.
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Oh no she did-ent!
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Mitchell: Did you just see what I just saw?
Transforma-Poop! 0.o
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Leona: Did you hear? Your house stinks.
It appears that Jerome's tak with Leona had no effect...
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Harper: What is that awful smell?
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Harper: It's going to make my eyes sweat.
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Leona: Let's look at your ape like father and laugh.
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Chris: Hello? I can't move there is a stinky smell in the way!
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Esme: It's time to put an end to this transforma-poop crap.
Thank god. Go Esme! :D
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What happened Esme. I'm dissapointed in you.
Esme: I'm sorry. I'm just not strong enough.
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Chris: Tornado man!
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Chris?
Chris: You called?
I love your pyjamas ^__^
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Jerome: Feed. Me.
Your not a baby anymore Jerome. Feed yourself :)
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Zach: Fweed me instead?
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Mitchell: Mmmmm... cake...
Don't eat that cake Mitchell, not yet ;). It's a birthday cake that hasn't been used yet :D
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Jerome: Look at me. Ignore the screaming toddler. I need camera action!
I think you already get the most camera time, Jerome...
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Jerome, just feed him and get it over with ¬____¬
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Zach: Hey! You cawnt just leave me here! FEED ME!
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Jerome: I am so outta here...
I take back what I said earlier about him making a good father...
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Mitchell: Hmmm... What to wish for...
More cake?
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Mitchell: What a great idea! I wish for more cake!
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Mitchell: Clap for cake people! Everybody loves cake, even if it is overloaded with blue icing!
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Mitchell: This is meant to happen.
Ha. If you eat too much cake you won't be lanky much later.
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Mitchell looks like an ape XD.
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At least he didn't get the Mercedes legacy hair.
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Mitchell looks a lot like his father like his twin Harper. Please submit spouses for all of the teens and Zach and Oakley :). Mitchell rolled friendly.
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Harper: Hrmmm... What to wish for....
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Harper: I wish for Sunset Valley to have less people!
Yeah.. with NRaas story progression I doubt that ;D. I've been considering moving the family into a custom neighborhood lately... comment and tell me what you think :).
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Harper: Yay for less people!
Did she just smile? Is Harper Hollister... laughing? :O
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My God. She has to be high, theres no way she would smile without drugs...
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Harper: I feel a strange sensation of rubberiness spreading throughout my body...
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What is it with these kids and stretchy skin...
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She has the hair...
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I think that Harper is her fathers daughter ;)
Harper: Well DUH!
But she looks very pretty :). Harper would love to see your spouses so she can have very few, humour hating kids with the unlucky man!
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Mitchell: And she think she looks good as an adult? Phreww, have you seen her wrinkles?
Esme: If that kid somehow wins the heir vote I am so moving out...
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Zach's birthday... :D
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Zach: Pwease, woman! Put mwe down before I wee on your winkles!
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Esme: Shut up and blow the candles out kid.
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Sparkles ^_^
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Zach: I is a bigger boy now!
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I need to delete those clothes >.<
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Zach looks a lot like Jerome did when he was a child, and has a lot of his mother in him.
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Esme: Blow out the candles Oakley! *shewww*
Zach: Hurry up and get out of here, I need a piss.
Zachary! You can have a piss on Leona Goth's house instead :)
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Oakley: I fink i is gonna eat my and instead of gwoing up.
Please... grow up first?
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Oakley: I refuse to do this anymore.
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Thankfully the sparkles came this time.
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Apparantley Oakley's family found cheering at a blank wall more interesting than watching him grow up.
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Harper: Come on wall, you can do it!
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Oakley: Why hello there world. Good day to you.
NON-STRETCHIFIED! :D
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Complete copy of his father. Oakley rolled slob to join Mitchell in the slob crew. That's all for now, thanks for reading! Please comment and also say if you would like to submit a spouse, it means a lot!