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[jake_durango]

A friend calls me up yesterday. First thing he says, "Oh, when I saw you the other day, looks like you've gained some weight!"

Nice, thanks.

Second thing he says, "So, you want to come over for dinner this week?"

-sigh-

Comments

[biobabe]

My reply to him, "OK. Are we going to grill that foot you just put in your mouth?"

...although in reality I probably wouldn't think of it until several hours later!

[bellerisa]

Oh that's such a good response! :D

[siennasparrow]

lol - people can be so thoughtless.