I was a planeteer and all I got was this useless heart

[jakeeatscake]

oh and a monkey.
anyway I wrote this:

guys with hearts are broken,guys with none get laid
girls with hearts get sucked in, girls with none get paid

i think its true.
i dunno.

seems like all people wanna do is get drunk and fuck.
disagree????
deep thoughts.
share.

Comments

[bmwdevchandler2]

he was the most useless of all Captain Planets planeteers, thats why they gave him the monkey! The monkey was way cooler than the kid Or the power....cause its a monkey!

[supergophe]

Only people under the age of 25... usually.

[bmwdevchandler2]

The drunk and fuck depends on the person.

I have- Unfortunately- noticed the whole assholes get laid thing. Until girls mature and smarten up the girls with hearts do get sucked in, but then once those girls grow up they get with fantastic good guys. Sarah is an example of a smart person who got a good guy with a heart ;) I'm def an example of someone who was with a dick but grew up and is now with someone great...so this is right when people are young

[rusirious13]

I humbly disagree, sir.

As for the whole "get drunk and fuck" thing I refer you to Joe Rogan's stupid people over on YouTube. Hilarious and accurate.

Both stupid and smart people get laid, but smart people use condoms.

[bmwdevchandler2]

which is sad...cause its the stupid people we dont want breeding....and yet they do

you should watch that french commercial of the kid screamin in a store and then at the very end it just says "Use a condom"...AWESOME

your still get dirty even if you use soap

[jakeeatscake]

stupid people and smart people use condoms.
Smart people have the ability to be total assholes.
actually all guys have the urge to do asshole things.
intelligence doesnt make the asshole, intentions do.