Right now I wish I were illiterate.

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jakegarrett's Halloween party:

akiraking dressed as a rich witch.

akiramich dressed as the Governor of South Carolina.

barker21 dressed as Manny Ramirez's father.

blanchard dressed as a second baseman for the Rockies.

bobbyjaggers forgot to put on clothes!

boomerpayne dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Lora.

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Ok hopefully noone of you were fooled by QB Blitzzzzzzzzzz jakegarret my space. While I dont have anything against myspace, I dont see the need for one. I have this live journal that I have been using for a few years, but hardly update. I dont see the need for another blog to ignore. Well thast and the fact that all myspace users are 14year old

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jake Garrett's DiseaseCause:excessive masturbationSymptoms:bleeding from the eyes, frequent depression, excessive insomnia, frequent headachesCure:trepanning

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--A 44-year old pro wrestler (sambo style) in Russia killed two police officers yesterday in St. Petersburg, Russia. He called the police to report a burglary. When the police arrived at his apartment, the man, known as Mr. Ivanov claimed he was just trying to see how efficient the police response would be. The police then arrested him for a false ( Read more... )