Regarding Wheelchair Jeremy trains of thought

[jakemercadante]

OH my fucking god I just lost the whole entry I was writing to my FUCKING FUCKER Computer that crashed. I had basically said that I am so fucking bored today especially of video games and I dont even know what I want to do and now I dont know what I even want with my life and I got so bored I cooked my quesadilla on a pan instead of microwaving and

Comments

[sad_matilda]

Is this for real? I love it. See, you are a good person deep down!

[jakemercadante]

MAybe, in some cosmic irony, I learn what love TRULY is

[ravenlikesrock]

I don't think it's for real at all, but I think Nick's a genius. But I'd rather say strinking, because geniuses aren't often subtle.

[jakemercadante]

What? No this really happened!

[gabardine_spy]

Ok. Nick is good AND a genius. But, you are forever doomed to hell, or life in a wheelchair yourself after the countless times you have wheelchair danced. So you better start making friends.

[jakemercadante]

I really think that was a good strong step towards wheelchair redemption

[cutekly]

When all is said and done, I wonder to myself if Nick actually can be redeemed as a good individual, or if he is merely prone to random streaks of decency.

On that note, sorry about last night. You said you weren't coming and we made the decision to go back to Carina's. A heartfelt appreciation for the 8 missed phone calls.

[jakemercadante]

I had major cabin fever and just had to get the fuck out. The 8 calls all took place AT neighbors, where I thought you just couldnt hear the damn thing on the dance floor. And I also didnt know what hair color to look for because of your icon.

[farcey]

8 CALLS!? Nick... You're a FASCITELLI!!