Ecuador One: Ecuador/Finals/The Exact Placement of the Sun, Moons and Stars

[jakemercadante]

Hey Im in Ecuador. It´s cool but I am so confused by this situation. They hate Americans and I hate the other Americans I see too. There is no magic here at all. Yesterday my wallet was stolen. We were on this huge busy street, and I was holding my backpack´s front pocket with my hand, and only had it on one shoulder, to keep my wallet safe. Well,

Comments

[cutekly]

Sorry to hear about your wallet. I'm sure you can find a Fendi, Gucci or LV knockoff ;)

Bring me back something cool!

[jakemercadante]

my maximum spending limit on Poffy-K: a dollar fifty. But that gets you pretty far in ecuador--a statue and a skull bead. get ready!

[gorey_girl]

god that sucks. esp when you took such precautions. they SPIT on you? my god i wonder what else they would do. puke maybe? piss? how much could one ignore?

[jakemercadante]

hey turn around i spit on you! *grabs penis* hey look what I did turn around turn around! *jizzes on face* oh man I jizzed on your face turn around *turns around* haha oh ¡dios mio! I just stole your WALLET! *zip*