Vancouver story

[jakemercadante]

This weekend I was in Vancouver, and although I didnt think it was possible, I had an amazing time. I went with my sister on the train, which I love, and we ate breakfast in the dining car. It tasted like shit. But the view was pretty. Later, when the train stopped, we went through customs. They pulled me aside to their little interrogation room

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[handymortals]

The part with "Anti-manwhore ninja" made me almost pee my pants. I'm still recovering from the that one.

[jakemercadante]

I added that little nugget in at the last minute~

[cutekly]

How do you always manage to place yourself into these compromising situations?

[jakemercadante]

What is so compromising? I mean something crazy has to happen sooner or later.

[gabardine_spy]

Oh Nick, sometimes my love for you can hardly let me sit still. Hooray for slobbering gay men! And also, I glad my life can give you custom points.

[jakemercadante]

Now my drug trafficking scheme can go unhindered--you keep takin care of the aids kids and no one will ever suspect a thing

[daliabloom]

It's only been two days, but already I crave a new entry.

[jakemercadante]

I wrote one!