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jakemercadante

Our gym

Apr 10, 2005 01:01

Rachel recently joined my gym, and I went with her to do it so I could get the free month, but I only ended up getting a t-shirt, which Rachel then stole. We got hookered into staying there for so long that by the end we were laughin it all back with the trainers and managers, because come on, we were all being ridiculous. We got a trainer for 4 ( Read more... )

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two fists or one? cock_mobster April 10 2005, 10:05:01 UTC

i imagine that would be painful. i'm glad i lost my membership.

Re: two fists or one? jakemercadante April 10 2005, 22:13:49 UTC

Yeah, how does that even WORK? I mean jesus

Re: two fists or one? kiki_rimbaud April 11 2005, 00:20:57 UTC

i read a biography on Robert Mapplethorpe. it wasn't quite "Fisting for Dummies," but my understanding is there are massive amounts of drugs involved in the process.

Re: two fists or one? cock_mobster April 11 2005, 01:13:34 UTC

drugs aren't for everybody though, some people like the pain...

and does the stranger have obituaries for those individuals who die from fisting related incidents?

kiki_rimbaud April 10 2005, 14:56:20 UTC

there was a leather-daddy/therapist in one of my photo classes at community college. he would psychoanalyze me during cigarette breaks.

jakemercadante April 10 2005, 22:14:27 UTC

Yeah I bet he couldnt WHIP you into shape like mine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

gabardine_spy April 10 2005, 18:47:10 UTC

Sorry I couldn't be there to use my powers to decide if he was a gay man. But c'mon. Working as a leatherdaddy in the Broadway Gym? Of course he is gay. This reminds me of a funny little thing the other day...Galo, the guy that is HIV positive and living in the house, and is my mentor/tutor...well, we've been becoming good friends. We had been talking about homosexuals and the care they can receive, and he asked me how I felt about it, and I finally came out and said, "Well, one of my best friends is gay". And he replies, "Yeah, I'm gay". And I just smile and nod. Later, he asks me how come I was so not surprised when he told me that. And I asked him "Galo, have you ever heard of the word in english GAYDAR?". And he said no, but I assured him I was fairly familiar with those kids. I was thinking at the time, Galo, we've had extended conversations about how much we love Cyndi Lauper and Boy George. I had a hunch...

jakemercadante April 10 2005, 22:15:17 UTC

But don't you remember the HUUUUUUGE black guy with the giant pecs tits? WHo was your temporary best friend??

gabardine_spy April 11 2005, 23:20:23 UTC

Of course I do. He thought I was fun. His name was THOMAS.